Men Jokes  

rm_gerson42 52M
1752 posts
7/20/2006 11:09 pm

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7/22/2006 11:51 am

Men Jokes

Last post a little heavy so I'm gonna double dip with some jokes about men that had me laughing pretty hard. ger




What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So oxygen can get to their brains.

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.




gerson42 - but My friends can call me ger




Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/21/2006 2:36 am

Too damn funny Ger. Thanks for the laugh.


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:29 pm:
Yeah, I beat the girls to the punch and made fun of us first.
ger

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
7/21/2006 3:20 am

"What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles."


My favorite!


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:29 pm:
Almost had to erase that one. lol
ger

sexyariesgirl 57F

7/21/2006 5:21 am

Thanks for starting my morning with a huge laugh! HUGGS.....

Power To FOK


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:30 pm:
Always a good way to start the morning... almost as good as... ahem, you know.
ger

Lovin_U_4_Fun 54F

7/21/2006 5:42 am

not sure I want to admit to laughing at man jokes, but... these are funny! lmao Thanks for sharing!


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:30 pm:
Too late, you admitted it. You would prefer women jokes? lol
ger

southrnpeach333 50F

7/21/2006 6:38 am

love to start the day with some laughs...thanks


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:31 pm:
Welcome, glad to provide laughs at the expense of men the world over.
ger

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
7/21/2006 7:07 am

LOL...those are great Ger! Thanks!


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:32 pm:
Most welcome. Gotta mix up the serious stuff with the funny stuff sometimes.
ger

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

7/21/2006 9:17 am

thanks I needed some laughs .


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:32 pm:
Your welcome, I don't believe I recall you here before... must go look at your blog.
ger

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
7/21/2006 10:17 am

LMAO


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:33 pm:
I like your shirt.
ger

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
7/21/2006 5:35 pm

You are my new hero.


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:34 pm:
So, let me get this straight. I'm now your father and your hero?
ger

ProtonicMan 47M

7/21/2006 5:57 pm

Those were good. I liked the one about faking foreplay.

TJ


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/21/2006 9:34 pm:
Not really a suggested practice if you want to be a sex god. lol
ger

JudeL5 46M
1535 posts
7/21/2006 7:40 pm


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/22/2006 11:51 am:
We gotta laugh at ourselves.
ger

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/21/2006 9:47 pm

...good stuff...thanks ger..


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/22/2006 11:52 am:
Gotta compete with the humour from number 1 guy. lol
ger

amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
7/24/2006 7:03 pm

Thankyou for the laughs, even if they were at you guys' expense!!!!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


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