I know this one  

rm_gerson42 52M
1752 posts
5/25/2006 11:04 am

Last Read:
5/29/2006 7:10 pm

I know this one

If a man is talking in the woods,
and there is no woman there
to hear him,
is he still wrong?

gerson42 - but My friends can call me ger

Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/25/2006 11:17 am

Of course he is. We can never win (or be right) and I have given up trying!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:07 pm:
But you know how to play along, right?

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
5/25/2006 11:17 am

Of course!!
I actually have a notepad that says that on every page.
It is funny, well, to women anyway.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:07 pm:
OK, I'm laughing pretty hard that you have a notepad that says that.
I get to Seattle once or twice a year. Gonna have to look you up.

southrnpeach333 50F

5/25/2006 11:52 am

OH so wrong, still. and he is probably lost anyway... and refusing to ask the park ranger which way to go.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:09 pm:
Stop it, I still have broken ribs and it kills me to laugh like I just did. Now that, is funny!

EroticaXTC 50F

5/25/2006 12:11 pm

as wrong as he ever was...

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:12 pm:
I'm sort of kickin myself now for throwing this softball out there.

TabithaElectra79 38F

5/25/2006 12:20 pm


I go with southrnpeach333's oh so excellent answer!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:13 pm:
But thank you for not saying it again. I just responded to her that my ribs are killing me from laughing so hard.

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
5/25/2006 12:42 pm

Probably stepped in bear shit too.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:13 pm:
God, I'm not sure how much more laughing I can take. Good one Mac!

Satyr48 68M
1778 posts
5/25/2006 12:43 pm


And if a woman is talking in the woods and there's no man around to hear her...

He'd better still know what she said!!!!!!!!!!

Pleasing women in unbelievable ways for 45 years...
You could be next...

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:14 pm:
There we go, a little what's good for the gander going on here.

wickedeasy 67F  
26772 posts
5/25/2006 2:00 pm

is the pope catholic?

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 4:15 pm:
I love your comments. Cut to the chase and save all those extra verbs and adjectives. lol

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/25/2006 4:11 pm

OK, no more responses after this one. This post was a really, really bad idea. I did not think it through completely, at all. Please, do not leave any more comments! I'm sensitive you know.

bipolybabe 55F

5/25/2006 4:34 pm

And if he tells her to stop, he'd be doubly wrong.


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rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 9:43 pm:
Now who would be so silly to do a thing like that?

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/25/2006 4:42 pm

Hell no! He's never wrong!

women heard this huh?

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 5:21 pm:
Allright ladies. We got a man in the house!
Yeah, but I think your comment may deflect some of it from me.

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/25/2006 5:11 pm

Well since we are never right to start with, I don't see how he can be wrong, Just this once

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 9:44 pm:
I think I'm gonna go with that answer. Thanks Cru.

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
5/25/2006 8:15 pm

He can be right if he wants to! But he's probably lost anyways! lol

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/25/2006 9:45 pm:
Not if I use my multi-functional direction finder I'm not.

FeistySyn 52F

5/25/2006 9:01 pm

I'm sure he is not lost... and if he is, it's because he forgot his map... and there was just no one around to ask for directions... so I guess that would make him.... right?

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 12:22 am:
I completely agree and follow that logic.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/25/2006 10:13 pm

They are only wrong if they are married to the woman.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 12:24 am:
Aah yes, the marriage clause.
If were not married, are we still wrong but you all are just going along with it?

HBowt2 59F

5/26/2006 12:29 am

now who exactly is he talking too........

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 7:53 pm:
You know men, sometimes they have to think outloud so they know they are thinking.

Smooth_GaL 34F  
424 posts
5/26/2006 12:30 am

Ger you aint gonna win on this... Guess you should have put in more thought in this before posting it


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 12:49 am:
That's what I get for throwing up a quick non-thinking post. I'll learn.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/26/2006 6:40 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    UH..DUH..YEAH..When a bear shits in the woods..he is still shiting in the woods.
LOLOL...how's that for a lesson in philosophy...

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 8:59 am:

OboesHonedIambs 62F

5/26/2006 7:38 am

Next lesson: The Tao of Lai Lo

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 9:00 am:
Writing it now. I think I'm gonna need it.

HBowt2 59F

5/26/2006 6:18 pm

ok...so you're not talking to me....

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 7:54 pm:
Apologies Hbowt2,
Responded to your last one, but sometimes for some reason they dont take.
Or we could call it time delay, since your so far away and all.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 7:56 pm:
.... and where's my email?

mycin62 54F

5/27/2006 2:51 pm

Silly, silly man, OF COURSE he is

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/28/2006 1:32 am:
There she is. And in a new red teddy! I guess I sort of knew the answer before I posted.

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