A STUPID BLOG GAME  

rm_gerson42 52M
1752 posts
7/27/2006 2:33 pm

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A STUPID BLOG GAME



So if you don't know by now, Brad Pitt (yeah, his house in Santa Barbara is better than mine) has been crashing on my couch this week when he had a fight with Anjolina and is waiting for it to blow over.

It was weird, when I got home earlier today, Brad was watching The Breakfast Club and crying like a little girl. I asked him if he was okay, if he needed a hug. All he said in response was "fuck Emilio Estevez!"

Yeah, so I don't know what that's all about.

Anyway, Brad is going to help out with this week's Stupid Blog Game. We both came up with the idea together and I would like it if we could dedicate this one to him.

Ready for a stupid blog game???

This will be a sex game. I don't blog about sex that much because I never really knew what it was until my girlfriend got naked one day and did some cool things to me. But I know how many obscure perverts are on this site so I figured, what the hell, lets play a sex game.

Ready for the game? OMG, Brad is sitting right behind me and clapping his hands really fast. What a loser. Fuck, he just slapped me for typing that. Bastard.

Okay. Here it is.


If someone were to name a sexual position after you, what would it be called?

Extra points if you describe the position in detail.



Got it or need an example? I'll go first...

If someone were to name a sexual position after me it would be called HDTV Style. This position is kind of like Doggie Style only one would place a flat screen HDTV monitor on the girls backside for extra longevity and so I don't miss America's Got Talent.

If you decide to play along on your own blog, then leave a comment, a link or a suicide note -- I don't really care. Just let me know so I can come and visit.



gerson42 - but My friends can call me ger




rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/27/2006 3:04 pm

Probably would be called the I-fuck.

*snicker*


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:24 pm:
That's the name, but what does it entail?
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Mermaidslut 49F

7/27/2006 3:11 pm

say goodbye to the little Duckie


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:25 pm:
That's sort of what I was thinking would happen.
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rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/27/2006 3:19 pm

Slight variation on missionary...my right leg is between her legs, my left on the outside, penetration coming up her right leg


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:25 pm:
Great position, but you gotta name it.
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JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/27/2006 3:33 pm

bye duckie

Juicy


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:26 pm:
Oh no, poor duckie has been knocked off twice in 15 minutes.
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bipolybabe 54F

7/27/2006 3:44 pm

I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

Sniffs and turns away.

BPB

P.S.--I wrote about my outerspace fantasy position in [post 397438].

P.P.S.--Can you get Angelina's phone number for me so I can go soothe her anguish?

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:26 pm:
Angelina unfortunately is unlisted.
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freetime648 52F

7/27/2006 3:44 pm

Ger, may I call you Ger?..Anyhow, I would call mine "Up and Over"! My legs over the shoulders....(of the man I am with LO Better chance at perfect penetration and gives me full view of his face, his "penetrator" penatrating and also gives access to wherever I want to scratch when the moment hits me!!!!!!

Oh and please slap Brad for me for leaving Jen......she is just way to hot to dump!


xx FREETIME648 xx


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:28 pm:
Absolutely you may call me ger. I think that position may just be familiar. I've been slapping him all day... doesn't seem to make a difference... sort of daft if you know what I mean.
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freetime648 52F

7/27/2006 3:45 pm

OOps screwed up the smiley! Sorry.....


xx FREETIME648 xx


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/27/2006 3:51 pm

Dude, this kind of twisted humor is right up my alley. I gotta tell you I was laughing my ass off from reading this post.

As for my position, I'm not sure what to call it yet. I am sure that I have been practicing it a lot when I am alone. I'm getting pretty good too!

Blog On!


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:29 pm:
I know twisted humor. The problem is getting it to come across to the masses. BTW, Jeoprady had me crackin up. That was great!
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rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
7/27/2006 4:14 pm

You KNOW that you're in the throes of blog addiction now, right?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:30 pm:
Just trying to catch up to the bloggers who have been in the throes for much, much longer. Nevermind... it is pathetic, isn't it?
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NSAAddict 42F

7/27/2006 4:18 pm

Ger, this is tough! I been sitting here for a god 3 minutes trying to come up with a new position and a name I need some carnal inspiration, I'll get back to ya


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:30 pm:
... and you are the one I was really counting on.
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Mermaidslut 49F

7/27/2006 5:48 pm

Mallard. It's already called the Mallard, for reals.

(I had to come back and save the Duckie!)


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:31 pm:
Ok, Duckie is still ok. She is in my room with my son's rat and my daughters cat.
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mickdevil 50M/52F
3496 posts
7/27/2006 6:23 pm

DEVILRIDES AGAIN self explanatory lol

throws kisses to brad..... well angolina is sitting next to her sorry brad she's mine all mine!

DEVIL


Mick & Devil FWB
click me

Just Living Life


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:32 pm:
I think I have a visual of that position, thanks for that.
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angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
7/27/2006 7:57 pm

I'm lacking inspiration right now too....but I didn't want the duckie to die!


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 8:32 pm:
No one wants Duckie to die, not sure I could have followed through anyway.
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ProtonicMan 47M

7/27/2006 9:19 pm

I'd call it The Jealous Duck. The man stands in chest- or shoulder-deep water. She straddles him and slides on. The man supports her greatly reduced weight by holding her thighs. Take as long as you want.

Now, you may ask, why is it called the Jealous Duck? Because the family of mallards swimming by were quacking, "Hey! You can't do that now! Mating season was over months ago!"

TJ


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 11:54 pm:
TJ, you are in a class by yourself and crack me up everytime.
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rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
7/27/2006 10:01 pm

gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 6:30 pm:
Just trying to catch up to the bloggers who have been in the throes for much, much longer. Nevermind... it is pathetic, isn't it?
ger -


Yes, I certainly am, er, wait, I mean THEY ARE. Yeah, they are!!!

btw, my position would be called the Blue Moon.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 11:55 pm:
Blue Moon, is that from the movie Blue Velvet? BTW, if you thought this post was bad, please don't go see the next one. I'm digressing at a quick rate.
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TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
7/27/2006 10:45 pm

First off, love the picture.
A sexual postion named after me....hmmmm...how about Flexibimbo?


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 11:56 pm:
What is involved in the Flexibimbo? Sounds fun.
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sexymamma662003 31F

7/27/2006 11:24 pm

i got one. its called the moneky.

i am on top and the guy starts beating on his chest like tarzan couse i am sooooo gooooood! LOL
oh yeah then i tie him up to the celiing were i make him swing back and forth like a monkey as i take pics

~sexy~


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/27/2006 11:57 pm:
Oh god. You so win this event. I'm just gonna call it right now.
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Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/28/2006 2:14 am

Damn you call the game right before I show up! Good 'cause I got nothing.


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 7:40 am:
Way to take the easy way out. At least you showed up. lol
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Mermaidslut 49F

7/28/2006 3:53 am

rat?? cat???? Noooo!!!!

monkey got tired

...wake up to fuck
save the ducks!!
mandarin, mandarin, mandarin


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 7:53 am:
Now your being almost as silly as me.
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foghorn49 59M

7/28/2006 4:49 am

This took some deep though. I had to search my mind for something that has happened to me that was really different. Then I remembered why I shaved my beard!!!!

The position to be named after me would be called

Velcro ( her pubes, my beard, you get the picture.)


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 7:54 am:
Hah, that is creative and original. I'm lovin that one.
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Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/28/2006 5:42 am

Kaliedasutra is a series of tantric exercises that draw forth the power and lust into melting pot of orgasmic extacy that pulses like magnet bringing two or more bodies to push and repel until both are exhausted and laying in a heep of flesh and drenched in sweat.


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 7:55 am:
OK, that is really good. I might have called this too soon. I guess the way out will be to have a male and female winner. Yeah, that will work.
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wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
7/28/2006 6:43 am

i'm not allowed to give out trade secrets

BPB - i have angelina's # - nyahnyah

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 7:56 am:
Who or what orginization is disallowing you to give away secrets and why is it a secret? Don't tell her he's here. sshh.
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Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/28/2006 8:19 am

gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 7:40 am:
Way to take the easy way out. At least you showed up. lol
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Hey you are the one that called game over not me.


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 8:32 am:
But see, then Kali came along with a good name and position. So I reopened it and expanded it to a male and female winner. Kali went the extra distance, you didn't. I hope you have learned your lesson here.

Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/28/2006 9:09 am

Yup, I'm one big


rm_gerson42 replies on 7/28/2006 9:27 am:
Hope you know I was kidding.
ger

Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/28/2006 10:55 am

Likewise


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