[b]THE KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN[/b]  

rm_gent258 68M
134 posts
12/13/2005 12:06 pm

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[b]THE KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN[/b]

Stupid is as stupid does. Read these gems:
BRAIN CRAMPS

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"


--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.


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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.


"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


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"I believe we should believe what the president says because he is the president."
--Britney Spears


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/13/2005 4:08 pm

I wanted to marry Forrest Gump when I saw the movie...
Indeed, stupid IS as stupid does...

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


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