INTRODUCING THE BODY BOUNCER!!!  

rm_gata11459 57F
8849 posts
4/12/2006 9:39 pm

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4/15/2006 6:01 pm

INTRODUCING THE BODY BOUNCER!!!

This looks like a great little toy. It is a trampoline type chair with a hole cut in the bottom. It touts that there are over 20 different ways to use the Body Bouncer, and they all look like hellish fun.

For the beginners, of course there are the Basic positions. The woman can sit on the BB with her partner underneath. The Male sticks his penis thru the pre-cut hole and wha-la.. you have sex. You can bounce up and down, rock back and forth or even use it as a stabilizer for some first class butt fucking.

Next up the ladder of sexual experimentation for the Body Bouncer is the Oral. Lady sitting on top again, man beneath with tongue sticking thru the hole.. (I see a problem with this one.. but I'm no mechanical engineer.. so I'll shut up).

Then we come to the Variety positions.. some are a bit far fetched, such as the Arch Angel. Man lays underneath the BB, cock thru the hole again, woman sits on a separate chair with her feet greased up. Woman wanks the man with the arches of her feet..(another problem here). There are several other positions in this series also.. such as the Pronger, the Flying Carpet, and the Milk Run.

We now scroll down the page to the Masturbation section. We see woman, perched on the BB again, with some other kind of contraption underneath and a dildo perched on top of that..I don't know about this one either. Looks like it really takes the pleasure out of Masturbation, with all of the construction involved here.

Now we go to the BDSM. Woman on top, with some type of tassels attached to her nipples. Man underneath again, woman bouncing up and down, twirling tassels around and around. The Joy Circuit entails TWO BB's, two women, man underneath with his cock thru one hole boffing one of the woman sitting on top, and tongue thru the other hole pleasuring the second woman sitting on the other BB.

You can have all this for a small sum of $199.95, and get free shipping worldwide. A bargain at half the price.

xoxo gata


Peace xxx K



loadeddice05 44M

4/12/2006 11:10 pm

What ever happend to two adults and a bed?? All you need is faith and trust... and one thing I forgot? Dust! Just a little bit of pixie dust!!!!

Sorry I watched Peter Pan today!!! You know I stayed up for you!!!!

If my imagination isn't quite up ta snuff?? We could go halves???


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
4/13/2006 4:25 am

ahhh.. you didnt tell me you were waiting up? i'da been there
xoxo gata


Peace xxx K


dankos2069 55M

4/13/2006 5:30 pm

gata - you did not think these up I hope....If so, you have entirely too much time on your hands....but very creative I must say.


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
4/13/2006 9:53 pm

    Quoting rm_singing4you:
    It might be something for people with difficulty for joints. If the are arthritic doesn't mean they don't want to have sex.
mmmm ya.. maybe it was developed for the arthritic.. who knows??? xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
4/13/2006 9:54 pm

    Quoting dankos2069:
    gata - you did not think these up I hope....If so, you have entirely too much time on your hands....but very creative I must say.
dankos.. naaaaaa.. lol it is actually on a website.. i wasnt that full of imagination.. im in usually too much of a hurry to get with it to develope a machine to do it with xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


UrFuckBud 60M
323 posts
4/15/2006 2:15 pm

Shit. I was patent this next week.
But mine includes padding and an auxilary vibrating egg.

Ur*Bud


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