How to measure a penis  

rm_gata11459 57F
8849 posts
2/9/2006 9:05 pm

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10/31/2006 2:46 am

How to measure a penis

As a frequent visitor to the chat room, I hear lots of talk about penis size. How big, what girth, even color, crooks and bends... One thing that I have found curious is the fact that many men say they have never measured their most prized possession...(Although I find that really hard to believe) or they wonder the proper way to measure. We have even held contests to see who has the biggest (congratulations Turk, and sorry to the two that tied for last place) One of the contestants who shall remain nameless (rubywaxy) refused to participate as he had nothing to measure with. I have found a great website that gives step by step instructions on how to measure your penis, and lets you score points as you go. These are not scientific, so please don’t blame me for bad results. These “measuring” devises are all household items, so you should have no reason for not being able to find the correct instrument (ruby).

1.) A sheet of paper. Take a standard sheet of paper, 8.5 x 11 inches and fold in half like a book.Compare the shorter edge of the folded paper to your penis. The length of that side is 5.5 inches
If you measure longer than the paper, give yourself a point.

2.) A beer can. (Ruby, I know you have this) Hold a beer can alongside of your penis, the can is 4.8 inches long. If you measure longer than this, give yourself a point. Now compare the girth to the beer can...if you measure wider than the can, explore a career in adult films. And give yourself 100 points.

3.) A dollar bill. Hold a straight (don’t cheat yourself by using a crumpled or curled dollar) against your penis. A dollar is 6 1/8" long. If you are longer, give yourself a point.

There are also various ways to measure by water volume displacement, but this gets too complicated, and requires some mathematical skills....

If you scored 3 points, good job, you’re hired.. 2 points trim down some of the materials, yes I know cheaters never prosper, but who’s gonna tell... I wont go into the 1 point or less, we don’t need to rub it in. Happy measuring.



Peace xxx K



HBowt2 58F

2/10/2006 1:41 am

Ok we will try these out in dundalk....if we get any volunteers....


hugs_4_u2 39F

2/10/2006 5:00 am

i`ll find a volunteer in my home town and try it to lmao!

hugs xxxx


rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
2/10/2006 6:45 am

Ive sent off the tests for analysis, will refer back when full results are known.


Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
2/10/2006 7:21 am

Must go and check this out

Sula xxx

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rm_mockeen 62M
71 posts
2/10/2006 5:15 pm

well gata, you forced me into it but i warn you this is fact not fiction !!!
our beer cans are 51/2" high and when im in a state of brewers droop or lazy lob mine is bigger!! so its use your imagination time lol

however, last time i put my dick on the table to be measured i nearly lost a couple of inches because some fucker had a machette and only for my ex-periance of quick withdrawl on climaxing... i saved the day.

sorry girls i dont go to bed with my socks on !!!!

so no fucker is going to measure me up again unless its for a wooden overcoat.


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
2/11/2006 1:44 pm

Mockeen.. i understand your reluctance to be measured now.. but i doubt your lovely wife would be carrying a machette about... unless you are up to your usual divious tricks... then maybe lol xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
2/12/2006 5:54 pm

Gata...I scored 4 pts.... but then I can't count....am I hired?


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
2/12/2006 9:54 pm

g.. yes.. but the wages are pathetic, still want the job? lol xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


oralinbelfast 48M

2/13/2006 9:45 am

I'm keeping out of this.... are there 1/2 points?


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
2/13/2006 6:30 pm

oral.. yes 1/2 do count.. take them wherever you can xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_mockeen 62M
71 posts
2/14/2006 3:21 am

gata... my lovely wife ....stands behind door at 3am frying pan in hand...mockeen opens door softly (so full of heineken) puts head round door....BANG ******(stars) .....mockeen sleeps it off on sofa....


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
2/20/2006 9:50 pm

mockeen.. im sure that isnt the first frying pan you have had a good view of xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_retiredat57 68M
5 posts
3/5/2006 1:28 pm

gata.........Hey I've got 3 1/2 points can I be hired? I need all the income I can get...........lo


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
3/12/2006 7:16 pm

lol retired,, well.. like i said the wages are terrible.. but you can try, if you already have a pension going on lol xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_retiredat57 68M
5 posts
3/13/2006 4:06 pm

Gata Just tell me where to apply for the job.........wages aren't that important. Just the fringe benefits............lol


lexingtoncock 52M/50F

4/10/2006 10:28 pm

boring!!!


SirMounts 102M

10/30/2006 3:52 pm

gata...
I always wanted to measure Myself - but I've never found a measuring tape marked in increments of leagues. *winking*


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
10/31/2006 2:46 am

    Quoting SirMounts:
    gata...
    I always wanted to measure Myself - but I've never found a measuring tape marked in increments of leagues. *winking*
sir, if you need assistance... by all means let me know.. ill be glad to help lol xoxoxxxo kathie

Peace xxx K


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