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I saw you
I saw you
You know the "I Saw You" section in the personals section of a newspaper? Usually it's something along the lines of "You were in front of me in line at the grocery store and I was too dumbfounded to say anything. Coffee sometime?"
A saw a very interesting one of these recently:
Dean High Point West Clinic Thu. 8/11 shortly after 9 a.m. Clouded mind's eye, but you: Pretty 5'8" to 5"9", glasses, tied/pulled back? longer brunette, slip on chartreuse? Sandals, Capri length dark workout pants, white sports bra, white tank? Me: Vertically challenged side Bruce Willis approximation, mostly sinew, navy cap, white Terrace T, navy racing splits shorts carrying briefcase & camera bag.
You were moving fast & slowed when you spotted & looked me over. Wanted to reciprocate & give chase, but couldn't; wasp sting generated swelling was quickly spreading from hand up arm & not ready to go just yet.
Useful details: full disclosure guy on an incredible 1 of a kind life run looking for a complete partner to join him. Going to healthy body usually couples with healthy spirit & mind which are required; maybe it's you. I'd know in short order. Offering not selling.
Maybe we only become friends & if you are genuine & looking too, I have numerous high quality friends on similar paths as I & I will set it up, keeping safety in mind, to get you in a room full of other people where nature can run its course.
Suggesting only that we talk & explore the possibilities. No; OK, & this was probably a shot in the dark anyway, but all the best & many thanks for the incentive.
Sincerely, a very lucky nothing ventured nothing gained no net scribe.
P.S. Doing this based on great British film with the same title as the above heading & desire to have no more life regrets & oh, great backside girl! Also, 1 last biggie; want children & if Dog decides she wants this to happen for us, then I will be very glad that I only pulled off the wasps as they were stinging me & didn't harm them because they were only protecting their home and we may have to put their offspring through college for having been responsible for having brought us together. Getting into novel mode which is essentially what I do, so I'll close with, Elvis has left the building.
I thought this ad was creepy. My date thought it was charming. What do you think?