7 dreadful sins on the menu  

rm_funspot4JnF 66M/61F
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6/12/2006 3:40 pm

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7/9/2006 10:07 am

7 dreadful sins on the menu

Just the other day, we found a new place to fill our faces full of anything we want. The name of this place was Vice n Virtue.

So we were met at the door and led to one end of a huge smorg-type setup - where we were given an oversize platter and introduced to our two servers. One was dressed in black, the other in white. They had wide friendly smiles and both were trying their best to entice us into what each of them had to offer us.

They asked,
How about humility?
How about pride?
We asked for equal portions.

How about envy / jealousy?
How about charity / giving?
We passed on envy and took a portion of charity.

How about anger?
How about composure?
Anger has bad after-taste. We chose composure.

Want some laziness?
Want some enthusiasm?
We asked for enough laziness to relax without guilt and topped-up our enthusiasm.

How about greed?
How about generosity?
We asked for enough greed to avoid being dependent on the charity of others and enough generosity to stop in our tracks and help others in need.

Ready for some gluttony / over-indulgence?
Ready for some moderation / self-restraint?
Hell yes, we replied in unison. Load us up with that choco-mousse-cheese-cake with strawberries and drizzled sweet stuff running down the sides but then give us enough moderation to wear these same pants next year, okay?

And now - for the final choice - they winked.
Are you ready for lust?
Are you in the mood for chastity / purity?
We paused, looked at each other and asked for the maximum amount of lust that falls short of harsh consequences and enough purity to keep everyone guessing.


oldude1946 70M

6/12/2006 4:25 pm

I don't have to do all that to get laid, do I


rm_funspot4JnF replies on 6/12/2006 5:15 pm:
Fuck-no, oldude. We've done it for you already.

Might want to join us for vittles though.
Need some energy to get up off the floor
before we start, ya-know.

That way, Jolene won't stomp on your hands.

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