CYBERSEX-no it just isn't the same  

rm_friscies 56M/59F
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4/18/2006 10:14 pm

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7/13/2006 1:14 pm

CYBERSEX-no it just isn't the same

From the Cold Case Files of a Video Chathostess

Is it just me or does it seem that cyber sex has become a lost art?

February 24, 2004

Nobody is left behind when society advances as a whole. As long as everyone maintains high ideals, certain lapses in personal morality will go unchallenged. Live your life as an example to inspire others.

Moral or oral that is the question.

GUEST106: you could give me your fone number babe

...like sure I have no idea who this guy is and he can't even spell phone and I'm gonna give him my number? right

LAURA: sweetie if I gave everyone my phone number it would be ringing off the hook and I'd have chronic cauliflower ear.

GUEST106: What is the biggest dick you fucked Laura?

LAURA: Well as luck would have it, I think I forgot my tape measure that day so I can't be sure and you know angles are decieving but I'd guess about a foot.

GUEST106 Oh that's too bad..I'm only 11 inches..

...poor guy

GUEST106: Let me tell you Laura I like you..you are funny too, I am almost taking my pants off. I'm going 2 try 2 cum to Vegas.

LAURA: It's a fun city

GUEST106 I know

GUEST106: I'm coming to see you

LAURA: you are?

GUEST106: yeah

LAURA: but how will I recognize you...all I know is the 11 inches

GUEST106: We will have to meet somewhere

LAURA: Ya gonna hold up a sign for me or what?

GUEST106: I will wear a jersey

LAURA: #11?

GUEST106: yeah

GUEST250: Hi LM

ooh goody

LAURA: hiya

GUEST250: how old are you

LAURA: 44

...I don't know why they keep asking me this...heck I've been 44 for five years now, that should make it easy enough

GUEST250: are you married?

GUEST106: I don't think you are interested in talking to me anymore Laura

GUEST106 leaves

LAURA: no I'm not

GUEST250: Do you have a boyfriend?

...I wonder if I should just give out applications

LAURA: no

GUEST250: Why not

LAURA: I haven't really advertised for one

GUEST250: What do you do when you want to fuck?

LAURA: I go in the back yard spin around three times and bark like a dog. I fuck myself of course!

GUEST250: LOL I mean when your not masturbating and you want a penis

LAURA: Well I have had some penises that have had me desperately missing my dildos


rm_hookemup2000 44M

6/23/2006 5:52 pm

LOL, that is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time! Laura you are a riot.


rm_friscies replies on 7/6/2006 11:13 am:
thanx, glad I could give ya a smile!...life is a carnival eh?

doctor_oooohhhh 48M

11/28/2006 10:26 am

I've found that most men don't know that women's orgasms are 85% mental and 15% physical. Women become so turned off by men who start cyber sex with one hand on their cock instead of two on the keyboard (hence the bad spelling and grammar), which frustrates men who want a fulfilling experience on both ends of the chat window.

FRISCIES - How would you prefer to be "hit on" for cybersex?


wolfman3502002 57M

6/4/2007 11:27 am

Ciao Laura, I have to say that reading your conversations I felt real bad for all the good man. Hold on, not every men are like these two.

Kisses from Italy


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