The Penis Dialogues  

rm_freshmoe 52M
273 posts
4/24/2006 9:51 am

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5/15/2007 10:22 am

The Penis Dialogues


(A short play by me)

Woody: “What’s up, Dick?”
Dick: “Not me! he he he.”
Woody: (sarcasm) “That never gets old.”
Woody & Dick: “Hey Peter. Wow you look beat.”
Peter: “I was. All weekend long.”
Dick: “Man that sucks.”
Peter: “Tell me about it. I spent all weekend with Patty Palm and her five boney sisters.”
Woody: “I hate Patty.”
Dick: “Me too.”
Woody: “We need to get you laid.”
Peter: “I know.”
Dick: “What do you think the problem is?”
Peter: “It’s not me. It’s my owner. He won’t listen to me. I’ve tried to tell him to let me do the thinking, but he just doesn’t let me. How can I make him listen?”
Woody: “I had that same problem when I was in high school. We started off great and then he thought he could do better. Boy was he mistaken. So after a long dry spell I finally had to sit him down and set him straight.”
Peter: “What did you tell him?”
Woody: “I said, ‘Look. Who knows women better, you or me? I’m the one that gives them pleasure. I’m the one that gets to go deep inside them and give them sheer ecstasy. I’m able to go places you’ll never get to go! Quit getting in the way!’”
Peter: “Did that work?”
Woody: “I’m not called Woody for nothing.”
Dick: “Boys. 10 o’clock. Check her out.”
Woody: “Wow. What a body!”
Peter: “Yeah, she has a beautiful face, too.”
Woody: “She has a face? Are you sure it’s your owner that has the problem and not you?”
Dick: “Peter, I think you’ve lost your manhood. You need to let us re-educate you.”
Peter: “How?”

Tune in next time to see how Peter’s education progresses.

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/24/2006 5:23 pm

So who's who? I'm figuring you and Aas have to be the main characters....Who's educating whom?

Frangi


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/24/2006 6:23 pm:
Actually, I didn't really have anyone in mind while writing it. Go figure.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
4/24/2006 9:11 pm

    Quoting frangipanigal:
    So who's who? I'm figuring you and Aas have to be the main characters....Who's educating whom?

    Frangi
FFS! How do I always get dragged into shit?


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/25/2006 6:42 am:
I didn't do it.

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/24/2006 9:53 pm

    Quoting aascrompn:
    FFS! How do I always get dragged into shit?
Oh oh...who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Go and have a coffee and come back when you can play nicely!

Frangi x


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/25/2006 6:43 am:
Are you two stealing my blog again?

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/25/2006 4:30 pm

Who me? I NEVER steal...I just borrow and I always return things with a special present to say thank you..hehe!!

Frangi


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/25/2006 5:23 pm:
Ok. So where's my present? Does it come wrapped in a bow and ribbon and only a bow and ribbon?

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/25/2006 6:46 pm

Damn, I'm all out of gift wrap. The only thing I can find right now with a bow and a ribbon on it is this flimsy bit of lingerie...

Frangi


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/25/2006 7:38 pm:
No gift wrap. Dammit! I guess the lingerie will do. How flimsy is it? Is there a chance it may come off?

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/25/2006 7:47 pm

It's very sheer and does have a tendency to come off. Guess that won't do then will it?


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/25/2006 7:49 pm:
I think it sounds purrrrrfect!

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/25/2006 9:57 pm

OK, I'll mail you a six pack of beer now, wrapped up in my favourite lingerie and with a fishnet stocking bow. Please make sure you return the wrapping, their some of my favourites!

Frangi


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/26/2006 7:09 am:
Indian giver!

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/26/2006 3:57 pm

Come on! You get to keep the beer already!!

Frangi


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/27/2006 8:11 am:
How about I keep the lingerie and return the beer instead?

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
4/26/2006 8:18 pm

And I asked a friend of yours what brand you like so it's your favourite!! Either that, or you two clowns get your cute little butts "down under" and I shout you an Australian Beer or six!

Frangi x


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/27/2006 8:13 am:
Oh. We're coming "down under". 'Shout' me an Australian beer. Cute term. Trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me? Trust me. You won't have to! I'm a willing participant!!!

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