Ode To Amy  

rm_freshmoe 52M
273 posts
4/20/2006 1:49 pm

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4/23/2006 7:54 am

Ode To Amy

You don’t even know me
And I made you really mad
I didn’t mean to hurt you
I feel like such a cad

Coffee went through your nose
Because you laughed at my joke
All I can say is…
At least it wasn’t Coke

You say that you’re ninety
Which is older than dirt
I may never do you
But at least we can flirt

I’ve never seen your face
You didn’t post a pic
That still won’t stop me
From giving your beaver a lick

Amy, won’t you forgive me?
Please give me a second chance
Because, all I can think about
Is getting in your pants

caressmewell 53F

4/20/2006 2:18 pm

LOL...at least coke is not hot...sheesh

rm_freshmoe replies on 4/20/2006 7:02 pm:
It wasn't even really my fault. All I did was post a comment on elbman's blog. I can't help it if it was funny. I'm just being me.

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
4/20/2006 4:33 pm

You and Aas really are two peas in a pod aren't you!! Funny, cause I was deliberately trying to get him to spit coffee/coke out of his nose today..hehe!!

Hope she forgives you.


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/20/2006 7:04 pm:
More than you know. Did you succeed?

rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
4/20/2006 8:24 pm

yo mo i don't know if i can forgive you yet.......
i see coffee stains on the carpet and it's still a little wet

but your willingness to come to beaver and lick me up and down
makes my depends moist with desire so i think i'll keep you around

just remember next time when you make a little joke
to give an old lady warning....cause that coffee almost gave me a stroke

(humor is always funny til someone loses an eye)
((yeah i know, it made no sense to me either))

rm_freshmoe replies on 4/21/2006 7:06 am:
How come your carpet is still wet? Could it be because your depends sprung a leak while thinking about me? I shouldn't be surprised that I could make you that wet. Hey, look on the bright side. At least you'll always have something to remember me by.

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
4/22/2006 11:23 pm

Lmao..'Older than dirt'.lmao

luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_freshmoe replies on 4/22/2006 11:28 pm:
Well at 90, she is.

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