Farts...  

rm_freshmoe 52M
273 posts
4/28/2006 11:02 am

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5/4/2006 9:27 am

Farts...

I was standing outside with some co-workers today and we were discussing another co-worker R that had an embarrassing moment a couple of days ago. I sit at a cube near the printers and copier. It’s a very heavy traffic area and very distracting. Anyway, R was walking by some people and he farted loud enough for us all to hear. I’m not sure he even realized it. That in of itself was funny to us as we were laughing about it outside.

It reminded me of an incident that happened when I was a kid. I told the story to my co-workers and they got a chuckle out of it, so I thought I would share it with you.

We were sitting at the kitchen table one evening, playing cards. My mother and my two older sisters. I was about ten at the time. One of my sisters had a cat and she was keeping us company. She happened to be sitting right behind my mother on the chair. All of a sudden the cat jumps off the chair and runs out of the room. I thought my mother had leaned back in the chair and squished the cat. In shock, we asked our mother, “What happened?” Before she could answer, we all got a wiff of the nastiest smelling gas you would never want to smell.

Needless to say, the cat was well aware of the aroma before we were and politely left the room without making a stink about it.


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/28/2006 12:38 pm

ROF This reminds me of a joke I heard... an old man goes to the doc and asks him for help. He says doc, I have this horrible health problem! I have gas all the time. Nobody knows but me, but the smell is horribly embarassing. I am afraid someone will figure out it is me. Is there anything you can do to help me. The doc looked at him and said yes...a hearing aid! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/28/2006 12:49 pm:
lol I guess I'm a little slow. I didn't get it at first. Of course I have a joke of my own...

This guy picks up his girl for a date. She wants him to meet her parents. They go inside. He sits down with their dog at his feet. While talking to her parents the guy farts. The father says, "Come here Rover". The guy is relieved. He thinks cool the father thinks it's the dog. So the guy farts again. This time the father says, "Rover come here before he shits on you"!

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/28/2006 1:07 pm

Of course I have a joke of my own...

This guy picks up his girl for a date. She wants him to meet her parents. They go inside. He sits down with their dog at his feet. While talking to her parents the guy farts. The father says, "Come here Rover". The guy is relieved. He thinks cool the father thinks it's the dog. So the guy farts again. This time the father says, "Rover come here before he shits on you"!

ROFL very good


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MaggiesWishes 60F

4/28/2006 3:37 pm

The real kicker is ... you know how you stand in line for something and if you even act like you are moving, the person behind you moves closer ... follow me?
OK, I'm standing in line... and the guy in front of me passes gas. Not just any gas, deadly gas!! The kind that makes your whole face pucker and your nose hairs singe. You want to move and move quickly, but you can't. The person behind you inches back, thinking the smell is coming from you. You can't step out of line or you risk losing your place. You can't turn and say anything cause the person behind you has already made up their mind, it's YOU! Meanwhile, it's one of those deadly gasses that lingers ... and you are holding your breath, hopeing that someone in front of the man in front of you, moves... so you can get in a patch of fresh air and leave that deadly gas for the person behind you!

So, is it possible to define Male GAS from Female GAS???


rm_freshmoe replies on 4/28/2006 4:36 pm:
LMAO Great story. I don't think you can tell the difference between men and women in that regard.

rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
4/28/2006 4:34 pm

i'm telling your mom you shared this story about her.......you are gonna be sooooooooo grounded!


rm_freshmoe replies on 5/1/2006 12:39 pm:
I'm a baaaaad boy and need to be spanked. Are you going to bend me over your knee and give me my punishment?

Seriously_Real 48M

4/29/2006 6:13 am

Ah....potty humor....i remember that well....don't have anything to share, but I will pull a line from Monty Python and fart in your general direction....

--Seriously


bardicman 50M

4/30/2006 10:48 am

When I was 18 I always said I think I farted.

Now that I am approaching middle age I find myself saying I hope I farted.



I am not dead yet


rm_freshmoe replies on 5/1/2006 12:40 pm:
LMAO I know exactly what you are saying.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
5/4/2006 6:36 am

That is some funny shit!


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