Beauty is only a light switch away.  

rm_freshmoe 52M
273 posts
4/12/2006 1:13 pm

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4/25/2006 5:17 pm

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Ok. So I was at Wal-Mart last night. You may be asking yourself why? Good question. Well, with all the hubbub about illegal immigration in the news lately, I was curious to see how many illegal immigrants, I mean “guest workers”, I mean illegal immigrants we had in our fair city. To no surprise, we had quite a few. The place was packed. I digress.

That really wasn’t the reason I was there, but it was quite an eye opener. I was there with a friend so he could buy a t-shirt. We came across an area where there were some pretty funny t-shirts. Some of my favorites are listed below in no particular order:

Beauty is only a light switch away

Drinks well with others

Spank my monkey (picture of a monkey on the front)

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take? (Boy asking an owl about tootsie pops, but I think he’s really referring to something else. Ladies, could you answer this one for me? I know the owl answers 3, but that doesn’t seem like much fun.)

I see dumb people (Bart Simpson looking at a bunch of people from the Simpson’s)

Science has finally proved it… the world does revolve around me (picture of a globe with a stick figure in the middle and a bunch of formulas with the word 'me' in them)

There were a few more, but you get the point. I actually bought one listed above for a different friend aascrompn. Can you guess which one?


FeistySyn 51F

4/15/2006 1:20 pm

Come to Arizona and try counting.... it's hopeless.

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
4/16/2006 9:28 pm

He he!! I could see Mike in any of the first 3 options as well as the last one...


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
4/19/2006 10:25 am

It's about time you people recognize!

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
4/19/2006 9:26 pm

    Quoting aascrompn:
    It's about time you people recognize!
We obviously do rfecognize else would I have known it was the last one!! That was my first pick actually..hehe!

Frangi x

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