Quick thinking!!!  

rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
63 posts
7/21/2006 4:14 pm

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11/23/2006 1:31 pm

Quick thinking!!!


I was in the shower earlier today when my son, who's almost 4 barged in. Lately, he's gone mad into bones, e.g. 'Mammy why do we have elbows?' and i reply 'so we can bend our arms, sweetie!' Or 'Mammy what r these?,(pointing at his ribs)and i go on to explain theyre for keeping his heart and lungs safe, and end up giving the whole biology lesson!
Good thing it was my best subject in school
Anyway, in he walks as i'm in the shower muttering a sentence that started with 'Mammy why do u have a willy blah blah blah?' I couldnt hear the ending with the water. So i said, 'Girls dont have willies, only boys do'
No, he wasnt leavin it at that! Same question, 'Mammy why do u have a willy blah blah blah?'
At this stage i was getting mad, he was getting worse, so i turned off the shower, opened the door and scarred the poor little fkr for life No really, stuck my head out and said 'WHAT?'
Off he goes again, 'Mammy, why do u have a willy (((Remember, this time i had no water running))) with buttons on it in ur drawer????
I NEARLY FUCKIN DIED!!!!
My drawers, sorry, let me rephrase that for the 'preverts', my lockers have never been off limits, the kids just dont go into our room! So now heres my middle child, only son, rooting in my sexy drawers!!
He's standing there lookin up at me, big brown eyes waitin for an explaination...
I said 'Baby, dont be silly, thats not a willy with buttons, its the machine for curling my hair!'
The little fkr, turns around to leave and says 'Well Mammy, u must use it an awful lot cos ur hair is really really curly!
Oh to be innocent again


amber3471 45F

7/21/2006 6:01 pm

curling your hair ffs you dont have any hair there and as for using it alot ye eejit course ye do, I had a similar incident but my daughter only got her hand on the belt

Axx


irishandopen

7/21/2006 6:05 pm

He has a point the amount u use it surprised uou don't have a fro


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/21/2006 7:00 pm

I'm delighted to see my beloved coven have paid their respects! Only ye seem to know how much i use 'it'


Duffer422 40M

7/21/2006 7:48 pm

Kids are priceless.... for everything else there's masterbation!!!


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/22/2006 2:44 am

    Quoting Duffer422:
    Kids are priceless.... for everything else there's masterbation!!!
Yea Duffs, the sure are As for 'self-love', well tis better than no love at all

xXx L xXx


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/22/2006 2:46 am

    Quoting blonde367:
    and ya have luverly hair, u get good use from it so
Lmao Blonde, i sure do I use it so much my toes even curl sometimes

xXx L xXx


Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
7/22/2006 3:54 am

The things kids say lol

Sula xxx

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rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/22/2006 4:28 am

    Quoting Sulabula:
    The things kids say lol
Yea sula tnk god i was in the shower and not in nannys house


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
7/22/2006 7:19 am

You better watch it's not brought up again the next time the whole family's over


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/22/2006 8:55 am

    Quoting IrishKev:
    You better watch it's not brought up again the next time the whole family's over
Aw Kev i think i'm safe, as long as i keep me hair curly


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/23/2006 2:26 am

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    lmao fluffs... that was soooooo funny... now go get a lock on your drawers before he gets his whole frecking class in showing them your willy
Heav, life wouldnt be worth living if i put a lock on my drawers
Hmmmmm, u mean on my locker drawer dont ya??? Silly me


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
7/23/2006 6:14 am

good thing your hair isn't straight. kisses.


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
7/24/2006 5:16 am

lmao fluffs.. thank GAWD i survived the growing years.. barely.. but i did.. my kids are saying the same thing.. thank gawd i survived my mother lol xoxo k

Peace xxx K


HBowt2 58F

7/26/2006 4:07 am

my son found mine too....i wasnt a quick as you with a reply....


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/26/2006 11:13 am

    Quoting toothysmile:
    good thing your hair isn't straight. kisses.


Toothy, my hair is the straightest part of me


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/26/2006 11:15 am

    Quoting rm_gata11459:
    lmao fluffs.. thank GAWD i survived the growing years.. barely.. but i did.. my kids are saying the same thing.. thank gawd i survived my mother lol xoxo k
Aw Gata werent we all the same, with our mammys!!


rm_fluffy19747 41M/39F
512 posts
7/26/2006 11:17 am

    Quoting HBowt2:
    my son found mine too....i wasnt a quick as you with a reply....
HBowt, does that mean i'm a pathological liar Or maybe i'm just full of it....


Oral05bk2bbad 53M

11/24/2006 10:53 pm

pissin meself laffin........... still ratflmao

xxxx
oral

ps i soooooooooo wanna rummage in yer drawers...

OralAdventure evolved and misunderstood


tyann1000 50M

12/15/2006 7:32 am

HA HA, WAIT TILL HE IS 18 AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ASKS HIM TO GET HER A HAIR CURLER FOR XMAS ..... SWEET DREAMS FLUFFY BABES ITS ALL IN FRONT OF YOU...LITREALLY

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.


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