Hormones - lol  

rm_flower3273 49F
26 posts
2/8/2006 2:17 pm

Last Read:
9/13/2006 4:37 am

Hormones - lol

The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a drivers license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: Whats for dinner?
SAFER: May I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee you look good in brown
SAFEST: Wow look at you
ULTRASAFE: Here have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's £50
ULTRASAFE: Here have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know there are apples left
SAFEST: Would you like wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe
ULTRASAFE: Here have some MORE chocolate

10 things PMS stand for

Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid Section
People Make me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pack My Stuff
Pimples May Surface
Potential Murder Suspect

Another thing to giggle about.....

My partner, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green.....

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds....... HERE HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE

Live well - Love much - Laugh often

This makes me laugh ..... its good to laugh!!!

F1reman6969 49M

2/8/2006 9:08 pm

that's funny.
and chocolate is the cure for everything.

the_milfman 55M

2/16/2006 3:01 am

Lilly oh lilly how does your garden grow ?

the_milfman 55M

2/16/2006 12:52 pm

Yeah actually I would

anditoo 46M

3/7/2006 9:37 am

thanx - laffing like mad!!
It's all so true


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