A woman takes a lover  

rm_firehot2003 57M
2111 posts
12/22/2005 12:53 pm

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A woman takes a lover

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.

Boy: Dark in here?
Man: Yes, it is.
Boy: I have a football.
Man: That's nice.
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No, thanks.
Boy: My dad's outside.
Boy: £100.

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and his mother's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: Dark in here?
Man Yes, it is.
Boy: I have football boots.
Man: What?.. *G R O A N* HOW MUCH?
Boy: £200
Man: FINE!

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and boots son. Let's go outside and kick the ball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't, I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" He tells him, "£300" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." ... They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional and closes the door. The boy says, "Wow, Dark in here." The Priest says, "Don't start that crap again!!"

caressmewell 53F

12/22/2005 1:14 pm

ROFLMAO!! I so needed that laugh, thank you !

tillerbabe 56F

12/22/2005 6:18 pm

WONDERFUL! (You're such a Fireman!) Me thinks this will be posted @ work!

saddletrampsk 54F

12/22/2005 8:07 pm

Thanks again for yet another chuckle today..take care..

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
12/23/2005 11:53 pm

Firehot......lol.........Happy Christmas.
Luv n stuff,...Susie .......

hbowt 59F

12/24/2005 3:46 pm

Thanks for the laugh firehot......Happy Christmas xxx

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/25/2005 5:51 pm


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