A bit of fun  

rm_firehot2003 57M
2111 posts
12/22/2005 12:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A bit of fun

A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire station:

Bell 1 rings - we put on de jackets.

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

So from now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

When I says 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.

When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One', so she stripped naked.

'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.

'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".She replied:

"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?""Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire!"

A nun gets on a taxi and sits behind the driver. She says to the driver she needs someone to talk to... She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees and they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and they had both composed themselves the driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."

A nun gets on a taxi and sits behind the driver. She says to the driver she needs someone to talk to... She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees and they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and they had both composed themselves the driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."


caressmewell 53F

12/22/2005 1:02 pm

LMAO!! *,


saddletrampsk 54F

12/22/2005 8:05 pm

great jokes sweety..thanks for the laugh..I really needed it


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/25/2005 5:52 pm

lmao
brilliant
you tell bestest jokes


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