Wally's Wedding Nite  

rm_farm_girl84 32F
1135 posts
3/26/2006 11:19 am

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3/29/2006 2:30 pm

Wally's Wedding Nite

At 85 years of age, Wally marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is elderly, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight
and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says.....

"You mean I was here already?"

The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.

herringje 40M

3/26/2006 9:31 pm

that was pretty funny you sweet little sexy girl i i thought the story was going to be totally different

cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/27/2006 2:21 am

ROFL Flippin hilariuos.

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
3/28/2006 11:17 pm

Muahahahahahaha Goood stufff!!

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