Just a roll in the hay  

rm_farm_girl84 32F
1135 posts
3/7/2006 9:20 pm

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4/21/2006 4:25 am

Just a roll in the hay

Heard this expression a few times and thought I'd try and figure out if guys really want a "roll in the hay" or just a good old fashion lovin'... 'cuz you know, a roll in the hay would be kinda itchy, where as a bed would be nice and soft.

and a roll in the hay, would get a litte messy, with pieces of it all over myself and you.. where as a shower, we'd be clean...then again we could have a roll in the hay and then have some fun in the shower afterwards.

Well, shit, I think I just discovered something I'd like to try.

Sure, I was raised on a ranch, with lots of hay around, but all the boys back home were scared of my Pa and wouldn't dare get caught around the ranch with me. I thought it was kinda funny at the time.

So, anyway what do you think about a "roll in the hay?" Is it just an expression to you, or have you actually done it?

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/7/2006 11:49 pm

one of the most delightful things about the fall
is the opportunity for a *hayride*..

having been raised in the cornfields of Illinois,
i am familiar with *the hay*

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

timberwolf6972 44M

3/8/2006 1:03 am

I've done it in a hayfield, a cornfield and a barn! {=}

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

3/8/2006 4:31 am

Aww the itching.. Roll me in the hay.


3noangels 58G

3/8/2006 6:35 am

Its still fun rolling in the hay... Its best right after you just filled it with fresh new bales, nice and relaxing, takes away all the tension..

dasher121 36M

3/8/2006 7:58 am

nope, just an expression to me. And I agree, as an actual even wouldnt be much fun. All itchy and dirty and yuk cant get past the itchy part. Would much rather skip it and go straight to the clean up fun hahaha.

The Dude.

ImurMaster1972 43M
4 posts
4/20/2006 6:35 pm

I used to work in a grain elevator in Ks. and was raised on a farm in TX. if your into having 'small,hard,pointed,foregn objects' getting in and between your smooth silky wet lips and a good ol' stiff cock while trying to satisfy ones desire for the feeling climactic euphoria...? then by all means, dive on in and whauler around. personally i would rather be tied down to Reba Macentire's head board naked with her red haired ass a stradled of me trying to get a better score of 8 second's, and being forced to listen to one of her latest albums. than to suffer the 1 week time period it takes for my cock to heal from all the cuts, nicks, and scratches recieved from a 'spur-of-a-moment-romp-in-the-hay'. By the way, have I told you how much i hate reba macentire? LOL.

ImurMaster1972 43M
4 posts
4/20/2006 6:40 pm

even the DUKE himself would rather be cut with a dull knife and had terpentine poured on the wound than romp in the hay. i don't remember watching a real John Wayne movie that even he didn't have a bed-roll either on his saddle, or in the soldiers wagon following behind him. LOL.


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