Ed's Funeral  

rm_farm_girl84 33F
1135 posts
8/24/2006 8:23 pm

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8/27/2006 11:09 pm

Ed's Funeral

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really MAD!!! She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

rm_KarmoHunny 55F
888 posts
8/24/2006 8:58 pm

LMAO!!! He deserved it!

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
8/24/2006 9:05 pm


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
8/25/2006 7:49 pm

sounds like something I would do... but I would have to put in a note, this is a little faster

If I'm gonna do something I'm gonna do it to the best of my abilities

seriously though LMAO

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