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recieved this this morning and it made me smile how true they r so thought i`d share!
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED!
1)no matter howhard u try you can`t baptise cats!
2)when ur mum is mad at your dad don`t let her brush your hair!
3)if ur sister hits u don`t hit her back,the second person always gets caught!
4)never ask ur 3yr old brother to hold a tomato!
5)you can`t trust dogs to watch ur food!
6)don`t sneeze when someone is cutting ur hair!
7)never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time!
you can`t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk!
9)don`t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts
10) the best place to be if ur sad is on your grandparents lap!
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED!
1)raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree!
2)wrinkles don`t hurt!
3)families are like fudge...mostly sweet,with a few nuts!
4)todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held its ground!
5)laughing is good exercise.its like jogging on the inside!
6)middle age is when u choose your cereal for fibre,not the toy!
7)sex is no longer when u want it more like when u can get it!
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD!
1)growing old is mandatory,growing up is optional!
2)forget the health food,u need all the preservatives u can get!
3)when u fall down u wonder what else u can do while ur down there!
4)u know ur getting old when u get the same sensation from a rocking chair as u used to from a rollercoaster!
5)its frustrating when u know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask u the questions!
6)time may be a gr8 healer but its a lousy beutician!
7)wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone!
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE!
1) u believe in santa claus
2)u don`t believe in santa claus
3)you are santa claus
4)you look like santa claus
always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day!
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY WITH MANY SMILES!!!
5/17/2006 2:19 am
5/17/2006 4:01 am
Awwwwwww, this was great!|
5/17/2006 3:34 pm
I'm fed up being Santa, I want to look like him now.|