On a lighter note...  

rm_emmie234 52F
874 posts
11/12/2005 9:32 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

On a lighter note...

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Just a few random thoughts.

caressmewell 53F

11/12/2005 1:37 pm

lmao! These are hilarious.

Thank you for visiting my blog.

rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
11/12/2005 2:50 pm

caress, it was definetly my pleasure.
lovely seeing you here.

SillieBear 63M

11/12/2005 6:37 pm

Awesome, Emmie! I am laughing and crying at the same time.

About the chicken... what if the egg came first? Did someone just sit around and say "I think I'll just hang out and wait for something to claw its way out and then I'll eat the sucker...?" Hmmm if that happened then there would never have been any chickens. Eureka! You have just solved the age old paradox of the chicken and the egg! Just don't pull an Archimedes and run down main street buck naked; unless you want to, that is

rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
11/12/2005 8:09 pm

Right now, I think I could run buck naked almost anywhere! Woo hooo!!! The question is, will I be sober by 6 am for work,\? hmmmmmm.
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