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Mermaid Alert !!
Mermaid Alert !!
Recently received from a rebellious mermaid.
Profile for madamemermaidabaconbabe
136 year old mermaid living in Fantasystoreys, Baile Ah Somewheres, near an island in the lake, with me mermaid ma.
Local Men/Women/Mermaid groups for ironing, diving for fish, and to play with my mermaidian bits and pieces on demand.
I am a sausage lover, give me bacon, bacon, bacon. A bacon a day keeps the fisherman away.I like to sniff my bum on occasion, always fart, and never sleep in the wet patch. My tail is a slitering mass of fishy goo, but does catch the early morning light in an enchanting way. Every so often I wake and say 'OMFM (m for mermaid), who is that in the bed with me ?'.
I'm a lover of blags, blagging makes me gooey and I have a fish and trotter feeding frenzy.
Simply put, the cutest damn mermaid you'll ever see.
My Ideal Person:
Miss Piggy, should be obvious. I know I am in competition with Kermit, but hes a frog. That mermaid statue in Copenhagen. I'm gamey, would love to bone ya !.
As for shagging, I want a bunk up at least once a day, and flowers in the morning and chocolate at night. And never, never, never, expect or hope for proclamations of mermaid love.
Birthdate: In the Year of our Mermaids, just before creation and natural selection. [136 years old]
Sexual Orientation: I need a compass ?. Not to worry, I was a mermaid guide and a mermaid scout.
Lives in: Fantasystoreys, Baile Ah Somewheres, near an island in the lake with me mermaid ma. (10,000 fish years from home)
Relocate?: Can't swim, yes a non swimming mermaid. So you will need to get a palm and swish over here.
Marital Status: Hung, drawn and quartered.
Height: In this light, a furlong.
Body Type: Homo Mermaidus.
Smoking: Only after, before and during sex, and I can blow smoke rings too.
Drinking: Is that rhetorical !. Carlsberg of course, as im probably the best mermaid on here.
Education: Professoress of Cod Pie, University of Trotsville, Mermaidia.
Race: Ok, I'll give you a ten second start.
Religion: Orthodox Mermaidism.
Have Children: For sale.
Want Children: Not buying.
Standard Members can contact me. Please do not send any naked scale photos. They dont impress me much, and will not get you any mermaid kisses.
1/21/2006 10:34 am
lol.. mer.. yer funny xoxo and cutting xo gata|
1/22/2006 4:24 am
lmao thats so funny hehe!|
reminds me of some1 though can`t think who lol!!
1/22/2006 9:26 am
No mermaid kisses? why ever not? |
come visit my blog
1/25/2006 7:03 am
Gata, its the mermaid in me. xxx|
Hugs, we all should know at least one. xxx
1/25/2006 7:04 am
Sula, no kisses only if naked scale pics are sent. xxx|
Silky, you giggle so delightfully. xxx