Mermaid Alert !!  

rm_emerald6912 49M
611 posts
1/21/2006 8:10 am

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3/15/2006 6:04 pm

Mermaid Alert !!

Recently received from a rebellious mermaid.

Profile for madamemermaidabaconbabe

136 year old mermaid living in Fantasystoreys, Baile Ah Somewheres, near an island in the lake, with me mermaid ma.

Looking For:

Local Men/Women/Mermaid groups for ironing, diving for fish, and to play with my mermaidian bits and pieces on demand.

I am a sausage lover, give me bacon, bacon, bacon. A bacon a day keeps the fisherman away.I like to sniff my bum on occasion, always fart, and never sleep in the wet patch. My tail is a slitering mass of fishy goo, but does catch the early morning light in an enchanting way. Every so often I wake and say 'OMFM (m for mermaid), who is that in the bed with me ?'.

I'm a lover of blags, blagging makes me gooey and I have a fish and trotter feeding frenzy.

Simply put, the cutest damn mermaid you'll ever see.

My Ideal Person:

Miss Piggy, should be obvious. I know I am in competition with Kermit, but hes a frog. That mermaid statue in Copenhagen. I'm gamey, would love to bone ya !.

As for shagging, I want a bunk up at least once a day, and flowers in the morning and chocolate at night. And never, never, never, expect or hope for proclamations of mermaid love.

Gender: Indeterminate

Birthdate: In the Year of our Mermaids, just before creation and natural selection. [136 years old]

Sexual Orientation: I need a compass ?. Not to worry, I was a mermaid guide and a mermaid scout.

Lives in: Fantasystoreys, Baile Ah Somewheres, near an island in the lake with me mermaid ma. (10,000 fish years from home)

Relocate?: Can't swim, yes a non swimming mermaid. So you will need to get a palm and swish over here.

Marital Status: Hung, drawn and quartered.

Height: In this light, a furlong.

Body Type: Homo Mermaidus.

Smoking: Only after, before and during sex, and I can blow smoke rings too.

Drinking: Is that rhetorical !. Carlsberg of course, as im probably the best mermaid on here.

Education: Professoress of Cod Pie, University of Trotsville, Mermaidia.

Race: Ok, I'll give you a ten second start.

Religion: Orthodox Mermaidism.

Have Children: For sale.

Want Children: Not buying.

Standard Members can contact me. Please do not send any naked scale photos. They dont impress me much, and will not get you any mermaid kisses.

rm_gata11459 58F
10597 posts
1/21/2006 10:34 am

lol.. mer.. yer funny xoxo and cutting xo gata

Peace xxx K

hugs_4_u2 39F

1/22/2006 4:24 am

lmao thats so funny hehe!

reminds me of some1 though can`t think who lol!!

hugs xxxx

Sulabula 45F
12659 posts
1/22/2006 9:26 am

No mermaid kisses? why ever not?

Sula xxx

Sula xxx

come visit my blog

rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
1/25/2006 7:03 am

Gata, its the mermaid in me. xxx

Hugs, we all should know at least one. xxx

rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
1/25/2006 7:04 am

Sula, no kisses only if naked scale pics are sent. xxx

Silky, you giggle so delightfully. xxx

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