Chocolate Mail from a friend.....  

rm_emerald6912 48M
611 posts
2/7/2006 4:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Chocolate Mail from a friend.....

Got this in an email from a good friend. If she reads that wine was lovely.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Nice, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's a fifty note.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember:

Money talks... but chocolate sings.


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
2/7/2006 9:12 pm

Em, im thinkin a chocolate fondue.. with strawberries.. doesn't that just sound nice? yummy lol xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
2/8/2006 12:12 am

mmmmmmmmmmm

loves chocolateeeeee

live more, laugh often, love much


HBowt2 58F

2/8/2006 12:32 am

Mine is 70% emerald......xxx


hugs_4_u2 39F

2/8/2006 12:45 am

lmao em

hugs xxxx


Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

2/8/2006 1:06 am

WHY am I reading this right now!? And not the tiniest piece of chocolate anywhere around! I think I'm going to cry....or scream!


Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
2/8/2006 3:17 am

>>>suddenly has a strong craving for chocolate

Sula xxx

come visit my blog


rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
2/10/2006 2:03 pm

Gata, a fondue, ah thats too much, id melt into it.

LadySunrise, gotta love it.

Hbowt, okies ur on 70%...thats good to know...


rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
2/10/2006 2:05 pm

Hugs, it works ya know.

Sister, nooo, u mean no secret stash anywhere..lol

Sula, crave away, good for ya.


__Huntress__ 55M/57F

2/10/2006 9:30 pm

Just call me "Lady Godiva" ... !

{=}


rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
2/11/2006 3:20 am

Huntress, naked on horseback, with chocolate, heaven...lol


AngryBrazeSauna 43F

2/14/2006 9:19 am

Lol
Howaya Bud....
Glad to see you've got the basics covered.
A true understanding of the necessities in a ladies life...
Cool Blog
Shash


rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
2/14/2006 8:18 pm

    Quoting AngryBrazeSauna:
    Lol
    Howaya Bud....
    Glad to see you've got the basics covered.
    A true understanding of the necessities in a ladies life...
    Cool Blog
    Shash
Shash, whats the story buddette, long time. If only that were true, just a clueless male me.


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