eating safe, clean pussy is not a job its an adventure  

rm_eatzya 52M
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9/14/2005 1:51 pm

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eating safe, clean pussy is not a job its an adventure


i have a job... a very serious, sometimes very depressing job in the very insensitive world of jurisprudence american style. that said, what happens when my clothes come off can be many things however depressing and insensitive are not among those things.

in the morning i wake up hard enough to cut through diamonds. when i go to bed i am hard enough to cut through diamonds (courtesy of the vegan and exercise way of life).

life is so much about the drama that it is good to unwind sometime. we all need to. what better way to do that than to experience the very much needed (not to mention, very very necessary) explosive power of an orgasm. or better still an even more powerful climax (hey... they r not the same thing).

women know they love to get drilled on a regular just as much as us men love to do the drilling. however, my private yet scientific poll over the last 10 years has produced an unsurprising find.
women of color (black and brown) prefer the climax they get from the properly/very well used tongue in their poom poom over the orgasm from penetration (i have only had sex with 2 white women so there is not enough data from them... yet! r there any of u ladies willing to participate in my uh, research? by the way...stupid stereotype notwithstanding... yes the white ladies i have already enjoyed have sucking techniques that are off the chart and yes they both swallowed. because i drink so much pineapple juice the second one stalked me literally until i moved from richmond back to philly because she loved the flava of my cum). most made it clear that they actually achieved more than a mere orgasm that way...they achieved the 10x more powerful climax. most also made it clear they require both(my response to that is whatever i can do to ensure you have both...jus let a brotha know(smile)).

well it is the same with me. ejaculation from penetration from any position is cool like that and trust me, i will take that orgasm several times a day everyday!!! however, there is nothing and i mean nothing like the electrical storm of a climax from a superb blow job that shreds my central nervous system and makes me swear i ruptured my spleen. it is nothing less than 20x more powerful than a regular orgasm (hint 4 u ladies that r serious about giving head: the orgasm does not start until after the second contraction of my ejaculation and if u keep up the tongue action, it will last longer than 30 seconds until the head gets so sensitive to the touch that i beg u 2 stop. that is why i need a woman that swallows because i kno she won't stop because i am exploding in her mouth. stopping or changing the tongue action in any way utterly shuts down the whole feeling).

when i was 21 i was broken in by a 31 yr old nurse (registered nurse) i have been drilling since i was 8 and had been receiving head since i was 10. it was not until i was 21 that a lady ever finished what she started.

when that nurse broke me in i knew i was ruined
(oh my and what a great ruining). i did not just merely cum. oh no no no no no!!! the electrical jolts kept on going and 5 minutes later i was still getting a 5 - 10 second shudder head to toe. Damn!!! i have been hooked ever since.

4 get all the crazy rumors u heard. there would be no wars if men got head twice a day. bottom line...women rule the world when they get ready to. why? as much crap as we men talk and do, all that bs stops real quick when the lady has got her mouth full with her man's/husband's dick. we men r at our most vulnerable when our dick is down a womans throat. we cant say no to her request or demands when we are three licks away from cumming in a mouth that is willing and does it oh so right because that is so hard to come by (oh, we will front and talk sh*t all day but don't worry...at the end of the day [about 20 seconds later; no bs] we had time to think about it [and not with the head on our shoulders either] we ALWAYS bow down to the lady with skilz). recently there are plenty that are willing (over the last 10 years women that were not trying to hear it, swallow and dont miss a drop... they will drain your balls dry if u let them and i for one am all for it)but that does not mean they have the skills.

some are performing an assembly line like job (4 out of 10). some do a lil sumpm sumpm (3 out of 10). However there are those very talented women that graduated from the university of dicksucking (with honors) that have read every book on oral sex ever printed and have practiced and still practice on carrots, cucumbers, ice cream cones, popsicles, etc to hone and maintain their skills/mastered and master their art with aplomb (2 out of 10).

take a poll and i guarentee u that women that blow their men/husbands twice a day never wonder where he is or if he is cheating. i promise u that women that blow their men/husbands twice a day beg their men/husbands to please get a hobby, go play ball, golf, something, anything... why? because she wants him to give her space to breathe. and why is he up on her so close like that all of the time? guess...

logic and i guess, reason, should dictate that the reverse holds true. so...this is an official eatzya poll for all women that view this blog so post your opinions please. if yor man/husband eatz and drills that pussy the way u like every morning and every nite 22 days out of the month every month of every year (and gives u the power drill anal style if u r in2 that for the days of your monthly cycle)do you think you would cheat? cast your vote yes or no and underneath your vote, write a paragraph or 2 or 3 to explain your answer.

this should be fun, better still... and adventure!!!

deshia 30F

9/14/2005 6:04 pm

i got a good pussy you can eat


qwuiss 44M

9/14/2005 6:35 pm

You are fricken halarious. And I agree and have said it myself. Women do control the world... they just don't know it yet. And would I mind? Hell no.
Cheers!


KinkyPhilly25 38F
2 posts
9/21/2005 8:47 am

Hello Sweetie.

I do enjy our conversations from time to time. Your statement are very interesting. Even though some of them may be true and may not be true. But all women are capable of having a man wrapped aroung their finger or pussy if you wish. I have a husband at home, whom I know his schedule better than he does and it's not because I give him head every day. HOney, maybe your perception of men receiving head is a little off, but I do get what you are saying. Just a thought though, life is alot more than a man receiving head daily fom his lady.


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