Little Johny Jokes  

rm_east2west67 49M
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7/21/2006 3:02 am

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10/30/2006 5:15 am

Little Johny Jokes

Little Johny walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing?" Johny asks. "We are playing" replied his dad.
A week later dad walks in on Johny busy with Suzy. " What are you doing?" asks the dad.
"I am not playing dad" replies Johny. " I am fucking her"

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/21/2006 3:24 am

Little Johny swears a lot, and his mother decides to reprimand him.
She asks him what does he want for breakfast.
" Give me some fucking Kellogs" replies Johny.
Mom smacks him against the head.
She asks him again what he would like for breakfast.
Again Johny replies; " Give me some fucking Kellogs!"
Again his mother smacks him against his head.
She asks hi for a third time what he wants for breakfast.
Johny replies: " Give me some oats, only a cun't would ask for Kellogs a third time!"

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/28/2006 1:36 am

I like the way you think

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/28/2006 1:53 am

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse,running his hands up and down the
horse's legs, rump,and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad,
why are you doing that?" His father replied, "I have to make sure that
they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them." Worried, Johnny
replied, "Dad, I think the Postman wants to buy mom."

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