Husband and wife jokes  

rm_east2west67 49M
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7/21/2006 12:20 am

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10/30/2006 5:52 am

Husband and wife jokes

Married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.

" I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the the wife. 2 tickets 4 a cruise around the world appear in her hands.

Husband says " Sorry Love, but my wish is to have a wife thirty years younger than me"

So fairy waves her magic wand and the husband became 90.

Morale of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are females!!

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/21/2006 12:23 am

Grandpa: You never want to play with me anymore.
Grandma: Ok lates play election-election. If you make sure that the candidate stands, I will make sure that he gets in!

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/26/2006 10:32 pm

When Paddy first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Paddy's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthenhis legs, aren't you???"

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