Blond jokes  

rm_east2west67 49M
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4/6/2006 12:00 am

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10/30/2006 5:55 am

Blond jokes


Why do Blonds keep emties in their fridge? For her friends who don't drink

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/21/2006 12:03 am

Gineacologist asks Blond if she knows what is a urine monster. "Yes" replies the Blond, " my husband chases me with one every morning."


rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/21/2006 12:07 am

Blond en Rooikop ry Witbank toe. "Wat stink so?" vra die Blond. "Dis myne" se die Rooikop. "Dankie tog" se die Blond, "ek het amper gedog dis myne"


rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/26/2006 11:02 pm

RABBIT

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car .

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to c ry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(This is bad!)

(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)

(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."


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