Animal Jokes  

rm_east2west67 49M
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7/21/2006 3:10 am

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10/30/2006 5:14 am

Animal Jokes

Why do cows look so misserable in the morning?

How would you feel if somebody wakes you up at 4am, plays for 2 hours with your tits, and he doesn't even fuck you!

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/21/2006 3:32 am

The three show dogs come back from a dogshow. On their return the other dogs all enquire as to how it went.
"Two golds, one silver and highly recommended" says the German shepard.
"One gold, three bronze and highly recommended says the Labrador.
"Three fights, four fucks and highly satisfied" replied the Foxterrier.

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/24/2006 3:00 am

Lessons from Cows

Allways wakeup in a happy moooooooooo-d
Turn the udder cheek and mooooooo-ve on
Never take bull from anybody
Cow-nt ur blessings

Have a moooooooooo-se leka day

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/24/2006 3:06 am

Two blind animals, a rabbit and a pig, walk in the forrest wondering what kind of animal they are.
Rabbit tells the pig to feel him all over, and to tell him what kind of animal he is.
" Your ears are long, your hair is soft, your nose is small and your lips are thin" says the pig, " You must be a little rabbit"
The rabbit feels the little pig and says " your hair is short and hard, your nose is flat and your lips are thich...."
All of a sudden the pig starts crying. " Please don't tell me I am from Africa!"

rm_east2west67 49M
107 posts
7/28/2006 1:52 am

A game warden finds a man at a popular trout fishing spot with two dozen trout swimming in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says. "You're under arrest."

"But officer, please," the man says, "these are my pet fish from home. I just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week. When I whistle, they all come back and get into the bucket to go home."

"I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me."

The man promptly dumps the trout into the stream and gazes after them as they swim away.

After a minute, the warden says, "OK, how long?"

"How long what?" says the man.

"How long till you call the fish back?"

"What fish?"

sunshinekzn 57F

8/4/2006 5:59 am

You are a laught a min! Keep them coming!

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