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R is for Rat!
R is for Rat!
When I first read this joke, I laughed out loud, so I immediately thought it would make a good post on my BLOG. I am wondering though if I'll get busted for posting it? I will find out soon enough. I wonder if you get busted if they just take off the post, or if they actually send a policeman to your door. It will be exciting to learn. Still working on my web site at : duckclub.friendpages.com OK, here's the joke:
A kindergarten teacher comes to class and says, "Today class I am going
to give you a letter of the alphabet and I want you to give me a word
that begins with that letter." She begins with the letter "A" and all
the kids raise their hands.
There is one kid in the back named Little Johnny that is real eager to
answer the question, but the teacher knows that he is always vulgar and
likes to use obscenities so she chooses on little Rachael to answer.
Rachael stands and says,"A...Apple"
The teacher replies,"That's great, Rachael, good job."
So she moves on to the letter "B", and again Little Johnny is still
eager to answer the question, but the teacher is sure that he will
probably say "Bitch" or something like that so she calls on Donna. Donna
says, "B...Bas,"Good Job, Donna."
So they start going through the alphabet and the class' attention
dwindles, except for Little Johnny. The teacher comes to the letter "R"
and no one, except for Little Johnny, is raising their hand so she is
forced to call on him.
"Okay Little Johnny, what starts with R?" she says.
"R...Rat" Little Johnny replies. "Rat, ...that's it...rat?" the teacher
questions with astonishment.
"Yeah," says Little Johnny, "Big-ass fucking rat, with a dick ten inches
And the teacher replie