Taliban in Ireland?  

rm_dubchick2006 40F
58 posts
2/15/2006 8:15 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Taliban in Ireland?


Department of the Taoiseach, Government Buildings, Upper M******** *****, ***** 2
E-mail: ********** Phone: 353 1 *******
Lo-Call No. 1890-****** Fax: 353 1 *******

Taliban in Ireland?

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT time all Irish women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Irish women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The Irish Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless Ireland!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

WOMEN FROM LEITRIM, KERRY AND LAOIS ARE NOT ASKED TO PARTICIPATE.

Bertie Ahern T.D.
Taoiseach

rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
2/16/2006 5:54 am

dc, aint the taliban a four piece from jobstown ?.....lol


campfirecozy 66M

2/18/2006 8:56 am

Let's see...if I land at Gatwick by 6:00AM, will I still have time to drive to Dublin, get a lawn chair and a six pack, and show solidarity for my fine Irish brothers and sisters??


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