I will survive- For the girls-  

rm_dubchick2006 40F
58 posts
5/21/2006 6:13 am
I will survive- For the girls-

I Will Survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years, just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and knew I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac, and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known it was bulls**t, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans...

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count...

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My s*xlife's gonna thrive,
I will always have good s*x, with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive...hey...hey...

It took all my self control, not to laugh outloud,
When I saw your little weiner, standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your egos, and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my loving for a cordless multispeed...

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only that I could do, with a d**k as small as yours,
Is stick it in a toothpick and dip it in tomato sauce...

Go on now go,
Get out my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches, as you pick them up the floor...

Go on now go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rm_jurgon3 55M
4603 posts
8/2/2006 7:26 pm

now thats funny, bet you wouldnt get up and sing it in a bar though lol

Be lucky!

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