Barnyard Breeding Part 2  

rm_dragonheat23 51M
977 posts
5/9/2006 6:52 am

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Barnyard Breeding Part 2

I have already discussed chicken breeding, so today I am going to talk about horses.
If you have ever seen a stallion raring to go, you know that the size of his member is truly impressive. I don’t know many ladies who have seen a horse cock and not thought “I’d like to get a piece of that”

Well I have two mares that are coming into heat. The neighbor has a bunch of stallions and my pen and her’s share an adjoining fence. This fence is double hot wired so they can’t get too close to my mares, but it doesn’t keep my mares from advertising.

You know that a stallion is well hung. Well it would take a lot of lube to make sure that the fit was not too uncomfortable, right?
Yesterday, I got to witness my mares getting ready for their big boy. When a mare wants to be bred, she lifts her tail and she puts out a lot of lubrication from her “girlie parts” I mean a lot. It pours off of her and on to the ground. There must have been a quart. And it is really slippery (yes, I did touch it)

I’m not breeding my mares yet, so they will just have to wait. In the mean time, I am thinking of collecting some of that lube and maybe marketing it. I mean, if it will allow a wanker the size of my arm to penetrate, just think of how easily a stallion’s male counterpart could slip it in. (to a woman, not the horses, you pervert)

I could call it KY lube, like Kentucky. Whatcha think?


CrashnBern 58F

5/9/2006 8:01 am

since KY is already used why not call it Blu Grass special ..so you can all bring Kentucky home!!


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/9/2006 9:21 am:
I like that idea. Thanks for stopping by.

pet_humility 48F

5/9/2006 1:58 pm

One question here..
Do you have to help guide it in?
I have had all animals growing up, but we never bred our horses
so I never got to see how it was done..

I'm going to be checking the lube bottle
when I come and visit.. if it smells
like horse I'm going to kick your ass... LOL


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/10/2006 10:30 am:
Actually the horse's "member" is very flexible and muscular. He kinda works it around until he hits the target and then goes like gangbusters.
I promise that I will bring the comercially available stuff when I visit you. (Although I just might enjoy an ass-kicking)

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/9/2006 2:22 pm

LMAO! I think you're a silly nut! I'm cracking up that you were curious enough to touch the lube!!! I love it!!! You're great!!!

Whisper..


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/10/2006 10:31 am:
Thanks.

HBowt2 59F

5/9/2006 4:34 pm

every opportunity to explore new business......


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/10/2006 10:31 am:
Never miss an opportunity, I always say...

MoJo32565 47M/32F

5/9/2006 7:44 pm

The chicken mating information actually kinda turned me. But, for some reason, this just disturbed me. And I was a little bit disgusted. You actually touched it? Why didn't you stick your arm up there and see how easily it went it?


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/10/2006 10:33 am:
Sorry...
Actually I only touched the stuff that was on the ground. I did not actually touch the horse girlie parts. I really have no desire to fist a horse.

DAISYDUKE1004 50F
534 posts
5/9/2006 9:59 pm

Too funny...Love it...touched it..next will be smell than taste???...Hey might as well use all the five senses...LMAO...
Take care...~D~


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/10/2006 10:34 am:
I will not taste that stuff. NO WAY, not gonna do it.
If I was a horse the smell might turn me on, but as it was, it did nothing for me.

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