Sexy pics? NO! (another rant)  

rm_dosrev 39M
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7/23/2006 8:47 pm

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Sexy pics? NO! (another rant)


***Originally posted here = Rhev ***

Listen.

I understand. I really do. You don't look like the women on the cover of magazines. Hell, maybe you don't even look like the magazine. You have a bad figure, a bad face, bad hair, a fucking mustache (on a woman) whatever. I understand.

I am not happy with my body, with my face either. My main photo only shows the side of my face. (you can see my face if you look on my profile however) It's natural. We don't like the way we look, or we think that we could look better.

So you decide that even though you are a train wreck to look at, you need to have a picture to post with right? You have to have some way to identify yourself, especially if you are going to be a blogger.

So what to do?

Well, you ask yourself, 'what part of me does look good?' Then you remember, someone once said that you had pretty eyes. Maybe you do. Maybe you do have beautiful eyes, then again maybe it's just the one part of your body they found easy to compliment sitting in your doughy face or misshappen body.

So you decide that you are going to take a photo of your eyes. If all they see is your eyes, or just one eye, then you appear mysterious, maybe even sexy right?

FUCK NO.
WE DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR GOD DAMN EYEBALL.

It's fucking creepy. Ever notice around holloween thats one of the creepy decorations that you can buy? Disembodied eyeballs? Yeah, guess what, theres a fucking reason for that.

SEEING A SOLITARY EYEBALL IS CREEPY AND DISTURBING.

No one looks at your photos of your baby blue (or green or brown or grey....) and thinks to themselves, "Ohhh just an eyeball? How mysterious, I must get to know this person better." I promise you that at the BEST, they are thinking how they are annoyed that they can't see your body, your face, your tits, whatever. MAYBE that's what they are thinking, if they aren't quickly punching past your picture to get to something more eyepleasing.

No, it doesn't help if you have some crazy tattoo or face paint on around your eyeball. No it doesn't help if use paint or photoshop to give the eyeball dramatic rough edges instead of a square, the fact is we are still looking at your fucking eyeball and its god damn creepy. STOP IT.

If you aren't going to post a picture of your body that takes up more than 2 square inches, don't fucking post anything at all. Or at the very least post a picture of something more interesting. I suggest getting a mirror and taking a shot of your third eye, the brown one in the back. At least then it will be obvious to everyone immediatly that you are probably a stinky asshole without having to get creeped out by having to look at your god damned eyeball.

Now go take a better photo you shallow jackass.

Thank you.

PS - If you think this rant is about you in particular, its not. Its a general bitch about morons who take photos of their eyes.

"Enough of this palaver, lets get the show on the road!"
"The best thing about a day like that is that it can't get any worse. It was a bad day AND a Monday. The rest of the week has to be better." - Hotandsteamygirl


rm_dosrev 39M
2091 posts
7/28/2006 8:37 pm

Its not even a picture of blatent nudity that I need. In fact I generally prefer non-erotic photographs for a person's main photos. Evedenced by my rather goofy body shot as opposed to the omnipresent cock shots that the majority of men on this site seem to prefer.

I just get really creeped out by the whole eyeball shot ya know?

"Enough of this palaver, lets get the show on the road!"
"The best thing about a day like that is that it can't get any worse. It was a bad day AND a Monday. The rest of the week has to be better." - Hotandsteamygirl


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