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Oh Dizzy .........
Oh Dizzy .........
I have had THE strangest weekend. I told my friend A that, no, she couldnt camp out in my spare room this weekend. I had enough last week (3 times is just tooooo much). Friday night a mutual(male) friend of mine and A´s had a bust up with his wife. So, he grabs his one and a half year old son, and makes a beeline for my place, knowing that A wasnt having my spare room. Now, what I know about kids can be written on a pin head and there would still be plenty of space left. I mean - what do they eat? When do they sleep? and get up? and and and...jesus. Within seconds my apartment was wrecked. Daddy of course thought it was great fun ( aww..Diz..isnt he CUTE !!) as he (the mini human) stuck his fingers into my food. And somehow found some black shoe polish which he used to paint the white walls as well as his own face. CUTE?? My assssssss. Daddy kept cutiepie up until 11 PM on Friday night (nightmare isnt the word) and at 7 AM saturday morning (me?? awake?? 7am?? )I had cutiepie..benji..and daddy playing cowboys and indians on MY bed..7 AM???? FFS. Cutiepie must have thought I was a brand new toy Lol..all day he was hanging off my hair..my jeans..wrapped around my ankles pmsl. I escaped to go shopping around 1 30pm..got home sans half the goodies around 11 that night. Went out with my 2 brothers,sis in law, and nephew. Totally wasted. Got home..and daddy and cutiepie met me at the door. I had to laugh..cutiepie had spaghetti sauce all over his face and clothes. My kitchen is still wrecked..everything needs washing. and I mean EVERYTHING. This morning they let me sleep till 8 !!! wooo hoo.
Now, around 11am - daddy and mini human went back to (or so I thought) to their own place. Apparently not. They arrived back about an hour ago!!! More spaghetti stains! Wailing. Cryimg. And thats just ME roflmAo. It seems the plan is that daddy and cutiepie go home tomorrow morning at around 8 30.
Me?? I ve booked a private room in the local nuthouse......benj is coming too lol.
Why does the song "Leaving on a Jet Plane" come to mind??
Dizzzzzzz neeeeeeeds help.........
2/5/2006 11:51 pm
Aaawww... Dizzy... if I had a spare room going, I'd offer it up straight away. Not sure how the cats who rule my house would deal with Benji, but it could be fun finding out!! I'll keep my fingers crossed that Cutiepie and Daddy are gone, gone, gone today!!! |