Package delivery for the undecided  

rm_dimanche1 53M
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7/16/2006 5:12 am

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7/31/2006 2:45 pm

Package delivery for the undecided

She: I was browsing through profiles, emails and blogs and I've decided I’d like to place an order for a package of sexual intrigue, desire and heat, I need it now, can you help me?

He: Sure how can I help you, what do you want

She: Someone less than 40, great shape, handsome, six pack abs, great communicator, financially stable, good kisser, honest, discrete, well hung, faithful who is not clingy and not looking for commitment, you know a friend with benefits.

He: Sure, how would you like it served ?

She: Slowly at first, steamy and hot but the rhythm can pick up, it’s essential that they be a good kisser, communicator and above all loyal, I don’t like to share, but I don’t want any strings attached, a girl has to be flexible these days.

He: No problem, I think we can accommodate you, when and where?

She: I’m not sure; you see I have a few issues to clear up before the delivery of the package

He: What are those issues so that we can best prepare your order and meet your needs.

She: Well, first I must drop some baggage and that may take a while, second I have to fit the package delivery into my schedule and make an adjustment in my current relationship, thirdly I have to do a lot of research on the package to make sure its safe, then I have to have my friends review my decision, then I have to review my parental and religious tapes for concurrence, then I have to decide if I like how the package looks before I take delivery, then I have to talk to the package to find out if there is chemistry, then I have to decide if the package is a long-term prospect or not. then I have to decide about when and where to meet the package, talk to it again review it and then decide if I’m comfortable enough to wait for at least a month or two before I decide if I want to take delivery, then I have to decide if I really want to do this, then I have to make sure the package matches my values and morals checklist, then I have to “GOOGLE” the package and make sure its safe, then I have to think about why I’m doing this, then I have to decide if the package is worthy of my attention and affection based on a full frontal face picture, then I have to decide if I need to run a "credit check" on the package, then I have to decide if the package is crazy, legitimate, good around kids, likes long-walks on the beach, will be there for me, will anticipate my moods, make me happy, gaze at the stars, then I have to decide what to wear, hair, make up, dress provocative or conservative. But remember I don’t want any emotional commitments or strings attached with this package, once I’m done with it its over, you got that? Also this cannot under any circumstances be a one night stand, a girl has standards you know.

He: Sure, when and where?

She: I’m not sure, I know that I really need that package, I mean really need it.

He: Miss, are you sure?

She: Of course I’m sure aren’t you listening to me at all?


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