Gone a few days, return to same old....  

rm_deviant_brat 40F
22 posts
9/6/2005 10:11 am

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10/10/2006 1:14 pm

Gone a few days, return to same old....

crap... LOL my inbox filled with messages by men who either have no grasp of the english language, look like they crawled out from under a bridge somewhere or they "rite" a "scene" "just for me"

here's an example of one....

"You will likin this when I come over to you and you are wet for me I kiss you making you even more wetter, you want to do all kinds of things to me and I no let you until I feel like it, I am hard and feel like bending you over and feeling if you are weter so I can plesure you many many times over and over when i feel like it, you moan for me and i cum on your ass, want more call me and we will have plesure over many times..."

YUCK--- what's that line in that movie " I think I just threw up a little" Well reading that is what it made me feel like doing... do you think this guy is writing this and in his mind saying "Oh she's going to love this, I'm sooo getting laid" or for him would it be more like
I laid her getting to do yes i am !!!

Uggghhh I know people have issues it's just that some seem to expose theirs more than others LOL

LilCub2 31M
2 posts
9/6/2005 10:37 am

I know some of these people think just cause of the site they will get a definite hooore

overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
9/6/2005 11:16 am

"I laid her getting to do yes I am!" sounds like Yoda may be getting lucky...LOL

rm_deviant_brat 40F
1 post
9/6/2005 2:44 pm

Yoda sounds a hell of alot smarter than that guy..... I refer to it as Tarzan talk, apparently alot of men lapse into it when they get horny LOL.....

rm_pandaman1314 34M
1 post
9/9/2005 8:27 pm

It's the whole "two brains and only enough blood for one" thing again, the part that handles speech always seems to be the first to go for some reason though. I wonder why?

rm_BedouinX 39M
5 posts
12/10/2005 8:23 am

Speech is one thing, writing is another. Surely these guys can find somebody with decent grammar skills to produce some kind of boilerplate solicitation (hmmmm, perhaps there is a business opportunity here). Kind of a Cyrano / Roxanne type of deal you know? Sure they have to speak when they meet the person, but most of these dudes are just looking sex anyway. If they find a taker, they can probably minimize the di(tri)alogue enough to do the deed.

rm_RoushGuyATL 44M

12/17/2005 5:32 pm

OMG thats too funny, you get about 150 those a day and us guys that want to spoil you can get word in... Well I wish your luck some of us have clue!

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