Picking Strawberries.  

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1/4/2006 8:10 pm

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Picking Strawberries.

I orginally started this blog to kind of chronicle the mind of a single guy. With a little luck somebody out there could relate. Then I realized, I was getting nowhere fast. Another thing I realized was that I love sex. I'm probably a borderline sex addict.

So, I took time off to do a little experimentation. The first thing I noticed was I was getting nowhere fast and that I'm not the most attractive/photogenic guy out there. I figured out I would have to figure out some other way to make myself attractive. I'd have to work on my personality.

What did I do? I took pictures of my dick! Well, that's not really working on my personality but, hey it did something. I know some of you are thinking, "Uggh, that disgusting." Well, so did I, but believe it or not it got me some results.

I found one of those sites that do that caters to that kind of crowd. Yeah, I was a little skeptical at first when I start getting emails from women and sometimes men. It boggles my mind that my dick pics got me more results than my face pics. Well, I don't do guys, so I eliminated them. That left females or people that claimed to be females. I chose a couple that were in my area and I met them.

They weren't the hottest women, they weren't the thinnest of women. But I needed to get some in the worst way and they thought I was cute.

The first woman I met, I'll call "strawberry" to protect the innocent and my chances of getting some in the future.

Strawberry, is a latin girl from my area. She's about 5'2 and...ummm...healthy. She has two kids, one of which is fifteen. I met up with her in the city. I took her to dinner and we hit it off. I made her laugh a lot, humor is key here. I already said I'm not the most handsome of guys. The sex wasn't bad. I won't get graphic, but I was more turned on than I thought I would be. So I'll leave it at that for now, but I'll get into what's not so great about having sex with a woman with two kids.

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