Trying to lift my spirits  

rm_deaminveni 50M
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10/13/2005 2:44 pm

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Trying to lift my spirits

Again a post that got rejected. And again I have no idea why? This seems quite innocuous to me!

Okay, having fucked up one friendship (see It's the worst feeling in the world when you cause someone distress for the sad gory details), I need something to lift my spirits. So here's a joke I love:

A guy's driving his tractor down a country road. It's been snowing heavily and as he goes along he sees a car in the ditch to the side of the road.

He stops, gets out and looks into the ditch.

"Hello miss", he says to the woman in the car.

"Oh thank heavens you've come along. Could you help me get my car out of this ditch?"

"Sure thing"

"Thanks", so he hitches the tractor up to the car, then goes back to the woman and says, "Do you know you're the third pregnant woman I've pulled out of a ditch today."

"But I'm not pregnant"

"You're not out of the ditch yet either!"

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