Stop me if you've heard it...  

rm_deaminveni 50M
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10/20/2005 1:22 am

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Stop me if you've heard it...


Just read a very funny post FYI: Understanding Women over at FunandFrisky79's blog. Reminded me of a joke (I've abridged (no pun intended) it slightly so you don't get bored ) :

Guy's walking down the beach and he finds a glass bottle. Removing the top and Genie appears (don't you hate it when that happens?).

"Master I can grant you one wish. What does your heart desire?"

"Well," says the guy, "I've always wanted to visit Hawai but I'm terrified of flying and and I get seasick. So I want you to build me a bridge so I can drive."

"WHAT? Are you mad," says the Genie. "You do realise that it's thousands of miles from the mainland to Hawai? Do you have any idea of the logicists problems, let alone the engineering problem of building a bridge over an ocean. You'll need fuel stops, motels, shops. Good lord man, please, choose something else."

"Ok. Since that's obviously too difficult there is one other thing I've always wanted."

"Yes, what is it"

"Well, I've always wanted to understand women. So Genie, make it so I understand women. That's my wish."

"So, this bridge, four lanes wide or six lanes wide?"

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