Sex Toys at Kmart  

rm_deadlyboring 47F
53 posts
10/11/2005 11:53 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sex Toys at Kmart

Here's a shopping tip.

Yesterday I was at my local Kmart (No wait, it's now a Sears) and came across sex toys in the condom section. Go figure. At Kmart?

Let me describe the product to you...Small pink box (7cm X 5 cm X 5cm)...Name Durex play vibrations...vibrating ring for added pleasure... NICE, I thought....targeted vibration...designed for single use...For you and your partner...battery included and lasts approx. 20 minutes... Disposable ... Made in Taiwan...Price $5.16.

So naturally I had to pick one up...I was blushing during the check out... Nice girl like me, etc....The purchase went through just fine.

As soon as I got home...I had to try this puppy out...Opened the package...It was EMPTY... Somebody had shoplifted the contents.

Got in the car... Went back to Kmart / Sears.... Approached the ancient lady at the Customer Service Desk... She was nice and frank..." Oh they shoplift profalactics all the time...That and fake nails"...Correlation?.... It's good to know thieves are one part of the population practicing safe sex...

So I went for my second visit to Kmart's red light district...and sure enough, there were open condom packages...Got my sex toy... and some lube recommended by fellow AdultFriendFinder members...then went home again...

So here's my tip of the day... When purchasing 'sex items' in Kmart, Target, Sears, Walmart, etc.... shake the box and check the don't want to be disappointed in a moment of passion.

Here's whose looking out for you,

RailBaron2 54M

10/12/2005 5:38 pm

Deadly,- Why buy a toy when you can have the real thing?I Know- TOO FAR AWAY Jim

rm_deadlyboring 47F
20 posts
10/13/2005 3:57 pm

I know... Distance is a killer...I live near a large railroad depot (wink)

slaphappy9 57M
20 posts
10/13/2005 10:03 pm

So tell us how the toy performs. Is it a big thumbs up? lol
I bet it can't put you over its knee either.

smilesalot4488 60M

10/13/2005 10:04 pm

Hey I remember that blue light thing, so the red light is funny. You are braver than I, as I would be going through the auto attendant line. And then to return it - lol - I would be sure the return lady would make some anouncement over the intercom like - price check on disposable vibrator in the red light district.

rm_deadlyboring 47F
20 posts
10/21/2005 1:35 am

Review of the toy...

It was enjoyed fully....But after sometime....removed to try something new...That's what happens when you go all night.... So for $5.16...I'd buy it again.


tigerdickaches 62M

10/22/2005 9:04 am

Deadly ...

Enjoy your sense of humor ... red vs. blue light special!
I'll just bet you're not "boring" either!

Adding your blog to my list of favorites! Noted you're a Tiger fan there in Irish country! 'Hope I can keep up with all this extra reading! Nice to find a Tigress out here in this vast blogland jungle!

Tiger Dick


slipkid43 60M

4/18/2006 9:29 am

Nothing worse than experiencing a DMP....

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