Pregnant Lady  

rm_darkstaruk 43F
13 posts
1/23/2006 1:41 am

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3/24/2006 12:34 am

Pregnant Lady


ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he
had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the
bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that
said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce
the swelling', and I had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick
Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

StraightLooking 57M

2/8/2006 5:13 am

Yes, very good!!!!!

Definatley worth marking your blogs just for the laughs.....

Well done!!!


mrdickemdownman 46M
4 posts
3/13/2006 10:08 am

that was a good one baby,i like that...


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