rm_darkstaruk 43F
13 posts
2/8/2006 12:36 pm

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8/19/2006 3:00 pm


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You
know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male
talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your
two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and
Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your birds
are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "This may very well be the solution." The next day,she brought her
female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in she saw that
his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and
praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After
a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/8/2006 4:31 pm


Purry {=}


wolfsbane1000 35M

3/7/2006 1:48 am

Hahahahaha! Nice work Darkstar and wow, love your gorgeous curves .

playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
3/13/2006 6:28 pm

LOL... thats great!

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