Straight guys are so gay  

rm_dandelored2 31M
8 posts
6/24/2006 7:04 am

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Straight guys are so gay

What is the deal with hot straight guys in the military being involved with some tramp back home? Or the fact that since their stuck here without females they suddenly get overtly gay like. Well, today we have a hot guy by the name... oh we'll call him "A". Now, "A" has a perfect body, i mean beefcake bonanza here. Pec's of death, nice flat stomach and major guns. Cute little white boy who never seems to get a tan from all the sun us marines are exposed to. He's also got a motivated tattoo on his forearm that just adds on to his bad boy image. Hell, even his fucking nipples are perfect. He's the stuff porno movies and wet dreams are made of. Plus in my minds eye, he's hung like a bull who suffers from elephantitist. However, "A" likes to get rip roaring drunk. Shit faced if u will, which poses a dilema. What is a horny boy to do, play nice with the incredibly hot drunk guy or give into my inner carnal hungry demon and suck his liquored up dick? Decisions, decisions. And it doesn't help that drunkie drunkerson dances in the hallway of our barracks damn near butt ass naked. Shaking his rather impressive groove thing in his underwear, while wearing a combat kevlar helmet w/ a beer in his hands. He'll grind and shake his stuff in a room full of guys and strip while humming techo music for him to dance to. Yay. It kills me to know that when he gets that drunk he doesn't remember shit the next day. So the question i pose to u, the reader, is should i be good or bad?

CruelKitty 45F
90 posts
6/24/2006 7:37 am

Be bad and tell us all about it!

GossipJunkie 40F

6/24/2006 7:46 am

To be perfectly blunt: to take advantage of someone in a state of drunkeness such as you describe is , plain and simple. If he were sober and up to it, then by all means go for it...but then again...either way, you might be looking at an assload of trouble (no pun intended) when it comes to the UCMJ.

I would vote for: use the site of him as the mental picture when you take care of your own "business."

Just a thought from an AF chick.

"Dance like nobody's watching"

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
6/24/2006 8:51 pm

I don't think you should do it. Gay guys have been killed for less. Also, that might be the one time he remembers. Then all Hell could break loose. It isn't worth it.

khest 40M
2 posts
7/11/2006 7:51 am

Like mentioned before, its , I know the AF gets all about that stuff. But if you can get him off to the side then good luck.

rm_highcrewx111 46M
3 posts
3/19/2009 7:05 pm

are you still here on okinawa

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