What does it actually take?  

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5/22/2005 12:39 am

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What does it actually take?

I've been asking myself a question lately. Why are we here?

No, this isn't some esoteric, theo-philosophical musing. I'm not talking existentialism. I'm talking about AdultFriendFinder. Why are we all here on AdultFriendFinder?!

Now it can't be because of the chatrooms. Let's face it, they're a nice feature, but they're not nearly as good as some others out there.

It can't be because of the naked pictures. There are plenty of other free porno sites around the net.

Both of these questions are only exacerbated by those of us who have actually PAID membership to be here. The other services are free.

My completely unscientific conclusion is that the reason we're here is that we believe this site can help us find us find satisfaction to our baser urges. We are looking for that elusive real life hookup. We want to get laid!

But how successful are we at that here? My suspicion is not much. This is evidenced by the number of folks posting testimonials saying something like, "She's fantastic. I'm definitely going to have to get together with her some day..." See now, silly me... I thought that testimonials were to tell about how great she was, not how great I think she might be someday if I'm lucky enough to ever meet her.

So if we're not doing so well, why not?

Is it cold feet? Perhaps the theory of doing something naughty is a lot more exciting than the scary prospect of actually DOING it.

Or is it something else?

I don't know... Maybe it's just me. Maybe everyone else is making mad bunny-love, and I'm sitting here alone wondering why no one will play with me. Do I need a better cyber-cologne? Maybe I just don't know how to break the ice with women anymore... (Does that mean that my wife isn't the ice-queen... Hmm... Naah... ) Maybe I just need some good pickup lines. (I always thought "Hi" was a good start, but maybe I should start actually using those insipid little lines like, "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" - I don't think I could actually bring myself to do that.)

What do you think? What are the women here looking for to make that magic hookup?

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