Computer Sex Toys (The Dildo Mouse)  

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11/10/2005 10:40 pm

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Computer Sex Toys (The Dildo Mouse)


Okay, folks... you'll never believe some of the things I came across tonight. Well, maybe you will, but they just astounded me. I'm going to put a bunch of links here, but you absolutely have to click them to understand what I'm talking about. You won't believe it.

First, there is the Dildo Mouse. There are a couple of variations of it but the intent is obvious, regardless of what they say. [link http://AdultFriendFinder.com] Now take a look at that shape. Yes, you can hold it in your hand, but you can hold a banana in your hand too, and no one's ever tried to write with one! Now the obvious problem with this one is the ergonomics. It seems that to properly use this one, you have to be very limber, and you literally have to roll yourself around the desk. The button is on the side of the unit, and it seems intended to be manipulated using some very precise Kegel techniques. Perhaps that's why this one is so inexpensive. Ladies, this does not look very comfortable, but if you can manage it, please contact me afterwards...

This next version of the Dildo Mouse is for those women who believe that it really is thickness that counts! [link http://AdultFriendFinder.com] Now I'm not sure, but this one looks like it might be a little broken, but it's certainly good enough to really stuff it in there. In contrast, this seems much more realistic for use by women who just don't want to get out of their chairs. The movement mechanism doesn't involve movement of the unit itself - it's stationary. Movement is affected by applying directional pressure, much better than having to roll across a desk. Button presses can be affected by bouncing up and down on its padded foam cunt-bumper. With this model, you can even pleasure yourself in your seat, while working or surfing the web, and it comes in both Medium and Large sizes, for those who truly like to be stretched. You may NEVER get up!

The final item in today's roundup, is the Gynocology Keyboard. The perfect accessory for your Dildo Mouse, the G-Spot Keyboard is built to ensure you're in proper position to use it. Just look [http://AdultFriendFinder.com] at the design. Put your feet in the stirrups, and surf away!

It's nice to know that people in the computer world are thinking about the needs of those into Bondage and Discipline, who just love computers.

I hope this has been informative and helpful for you all.

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