Mid east Humor  

rm_coral54 62F
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8/20/2005 8:12 pm

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Mid east Humor

Sneeky Americans!

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when
they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One
United States Marine is better than ten Iraqis!"

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers
over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues
for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One United States Marine
is better than one hundred Iraqis!"

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops
over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out again "One United States
Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!"

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters
and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine
guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. eventually
one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't
send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"

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