shut up and come already...gosh!!!  

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1607 posts
11/15/2005 2:21 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

shut up and come already...gosh!!!

You know, I have had to surpress a giggle now and again in bed, because the guy was trying to say dirty, impressive things. I was asked twice "how does that cock taste" by two different guys at two different times. What do you say to that? "Well, better that Burger King, but not as good as White Castle", but what killed me is that the second time, my bed familiar was asking me in the living room, after all the action had taken place. I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer and having a slice of pizza watching Conan. What the hell? What, am I supposed to but down my suds and slice because that comment makes me so hot, I just gotta get under you again? No thanks! I'm a firm believer in the bedroom talk belongs in the bedroom....unless we're fucking in the bathroom, and then, all bets are off. But that's not why I was laughing. People are just silly, you know? Sometimes before I go to bed, or I am stuck in traffic, I will remember a headline from the Onion, and will just laugh until I cry. My favorite? When people trip and fall....come on, that's funny...once you find out that they're O.K., of course. Any when your Mom trips, that is just comedy gold!!!


PawPr1nt 51M
133 posts
11/15/2005 4:21 am

Aw, you cut&pasted from an earlier posting...

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
11/15/2005 8:49 am

Yeah, I know...but i still think it's funny. I'm really lazy, and a cheater, I can't get anyone to play scabble or trivial pursuit with me anymore. Maybe after the Holidays, I'll be a better woman.


PawPr1nt 51M
133 posts
11/15/2005 2:38 pm

I like you. Have no idea what you look like, but don't care.

Scrabble and Triv-shark? You done time?

Keep up with the attitude and don't, for God's sake, try to be a 'better' woman...

MartinMartini 37M
131 posts
11/17/2005 11:31 am

whatever i say can not compete with what was said before i guess
but scrabble is a blast not so good triva though but that dosen't matter
i don't think i could say anything like that with out laughing myself i know i would crack up under the thought of that 'So how does that cock taste' i mean what the hell do you say to that anyways i mean could you pull off saying like "mmm the best thing ever.... Jackass" i mean what is a response to that

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/17/2005 4:51 pm

My last girlfriend was from Taiwan and whenever she said peanut sauce it sounded like she said penis sauce. It was always good for a giggle plus it was kind of sexy to.

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