How inapropraite is this?  

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1607 posts
4/9/2006 8:51 pm

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10/16/2006 12:41 am

How inapropraite is this?

Can you hit on a guy that's inside an ambulance?

He was in front of me in traffic, and I could see him clearly thru the windows.

And I liked what I saw. So I waved to him.

But, I knew that I'd never be able to get his number, or if his angry wife was the one that had put him in the ambulance in the first place.

About 30, shaved head, tatoos...

Medium build...which isn't what I usually go for. I like the fat ass on a guy.

But, alas, I did not see his ass.

God he was cute.

Probably too much crystal meth...on Palm Sunday, nevertheless!


HotTXpussy4U 48F

4/9/2006 9:28 pm

Now that's a whole new twist on "Ambulance Chaser".... OH MY.

I say go for it - - life is too short...why not?

Meet him at the ER entrance and tell him that he broke your heart at the corner of 4th and Main, so you had to follow for immediate medical attention.

Smiles - HotTx {=}

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
4/9/2006 9:30 pm

You probably MADE HIS DAY!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

Jeepidiot 42M

4/9/2006 9:45 pm

Wow! The one time I got to ride in an ambulance I was unconcious. Who knows if the lady for me might have been outside looking in and I just missed her. Damn!

saddletrampsk 54F

4/9/2006 10:27 pm

you should have flashed your tits at him..


4/10/2006 4:11 am

At first I was certain you were referring to one of the Paramedics and I was going to make a joke about you wanting to hit on a freshly injured passenger.

As it turned out you beat me to the punch!

I should have expected that though.

I like those helpful dating tips personalized to your specifications you left over on in The Perpetual "Work in Progress" too.

I nearly died laughing when I first read that.

this one was a gas...

You do not order me to suck you off the first time we hang out

I like how this one both

1) implies that it may have happened to you a few tmes

and also

2) implies that if a guy can prove his worthiness with a small degree of patience on your first meeting that on your next he indeed might have a decent chance at earning that particular "privelage of ordering".

What I'd seriously suggest you try out is being Dominatrix Stand Up Comedian. Armed with a deccent arsenal of material like you've shown you can come up with you could potentially kill with an act like that. And course kill is only used here in the best and most complimentary way.

And did you get a gander at my 100th before3 the powers that be here yanked it into oblivion? I still don't know what's up with that and maybe I won't ever.


tillerbabe 55F

4/10/2006 4:41 am

LMAO! can "hit on a guy" in an ambulance..and even when you are cutting him out of a car...I've done it!
Ditto to what saddle said! LOL!

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/10/2006 10:03 am

Go for it. We have such a strange set of rules which ask whether it's appropriate or not... (I do agree that funerals are off limits)

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
4/10/2006 12:42 pm

Art! Funerals are were I get the MOST play

Tiller and Saddle, figures with you two

CockNroller, I got a fat ass for you right here

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/10/2006 6:14 pm

Can I put my beer on it?

Can I smack it? Will I be able to sing the Jello song?

("what it wiggle..see it jiggle..."


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/10/2006 7:22 pm

KC...I'd love to post that whole thing ....and more.... here, but I just don't think that would be a good idea...It hasn't been enough time yet.


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
4/11/2006 5:52 am

Well, your beer will fall, but you can smack it (only if they're loving blows)

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/11/2006 11:33 pm



Fireguy292 43M
19 posts
4/12/2006 1:45 pm

Of course you can hit on the ambulance driver. I have had girls flash me and ask me out while driving. Just don't do it if their lights are on the siren is going. They might get a little distracted!

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