Attn: all y'all that have cock shots up....  

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1607 posts
3/20/2006 11:26 am

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3/29/2006 11:38 pm

Attn: all y'all that have cock shots up....


Just a quick question:

All guys who have cock shots out there...why don't you hold it for me?

You just kinda leave it out there for us, dangling in the wind..

Show us you love it.

Hold it.

At least put it in your open hand and present it for us.

It looks so lonely out there by itself.

I think you'd get more responses if you held it lovingly...

.....give the image of you jerking off

just

for

us.........

I'm coming just thinking about this...

That and the vibrator in my ass, that is....

LET'S GO METS!!!


ticktock500 43M

3/20/2006 9:13 pm

it's all about scale...we can't have anything in the shot that indicates the true size. it's one thing if your cock can actually fill a hotdog bun, but us teenie weenie guys don't want our hands to cover most of the package...


AdventureBeckons 43M
145 posts
3/20/2006 10:36 pm

The man has a point. I can palm a basketball. I can definitely disguise the actual immensity of my manhood.


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
3/20/2006 10:59 pm

Oh, come now!

No, really, come NOW....WHILE i'M STILL UP..

LET'S GO METS!!!


KC_JJ 53M

3/21/2006 3:07 am

I don't think I could ever post a cock shot that I meant to be taken seriously. Not that my cock is inherently something that can't be taken seriously. (although it might be)

It's just that the situation is so ripe to turn it into some sort of ridiculous joke that I could not help myself but to do something of that nature.

I'll bet you could come up with a killer joke cock shot concept Cockme since you are somewhat of a natural born sex comedian. If you come up with something that cracks me up enough I just might do it.

MMM [ MMM


CvilleM4U 56M
17 posts
3/21/2006 6:36 am

Well take a look at my profile!


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
3/21/2006 7:54 am

(big, slow sigh...)

You're missing the point. All y'all.

NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE REVOLVES AROUND THE PERCEIVED SIZE OF YOUR PENIS.....

It's a loving, teasing act...like, "Hey, you might could see my cock..if I weren't so enamored of it and could keep my hands of it..."

OK, so it's kinda like a tit shot, where the girl is holding them, so you can't really see the nips.

Tease me! Leave just a little something to the imagination....

On the other hand (he he) there is nothing funnier than the guy would puts the glasses-nose-mustache costume on his cock. That's just funny.

God, I dream about having a cock, just so I can do puppetry with it.

That, and finding out if I am giving quality head still. I mean, after 20 years, you wonder if you're slipping........

REMINDER: I HAVE A SHORT VAGINAL CANAL, AND ANYTHING MORE THAN 6.5 INCHES STARTS TO GET REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME....I CAN'T EVEN WEAR TAMPONS!!!! THANK YOU, AND GOOD DAY!

I SAID "GOOD DAY, SIR" !!

LET'S GO METS!!!


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
3/21/2006 5:42 pm

Het hotnsultry...I'm right there...But I think I'd rather be a gay guy..looking down to see some guy sucking my she-cock???

Priceless.

LET'S GO METS!!!


ticktock500 43M

3/23/2006 2:49 pm

hey take that dildo out of your ass...[post 282070]...now you're it
TAG


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/23/2006 5:46 pm

lol! I saw girls here dogging out dick pics once claiming that they thought it was hilarious that dudes were taking pics w/ cocks next to coke cans for scale. I've since found these little short 8 ounce cans that every time I pass them at the market, I smile and want to buy them for the King Kong effect, but I haven't figured how to mask my huge stomach. I do have a dick pic at my new blog, it is only showing the head because of my gut, and there is that little issue my ex staring at it lol.


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
3/23/2006 10:32 pm

Ohh, screw that! Why punish the rest of us because of what one broad did?

And I enjoy the cockshot..why did I start coming here in the first place?

LET'S GO METS!!!


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